Friday 'politically correct' joke.

Are the English a Race though ?

Hear about the scotsman who dropped 50p

Bent down to pick it up and it hit him on the back of the head :D

There you go we are even now :p
 
jas72 said:
Are the English a Race though ?

Hear about the scotsman who dropped 50p

Bent down to pick it up and it hit him on the back of the head :D

There you go we are even now :p
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Meaning that he was so poor / eager that he needed to pick up the 50p before it had even hit the ground? :-o

Lolled at OP.
 
Well heres mine. *Not for the easily offended*




A spastic walks up to ice cream van
"Excuse me sir can i have an ice cream"
"Which flavour son"
" Doesn't matter iam going to drop it"
 
elmuzzy66. said:
Well heres mine. *Not for the easily offended*




A spastic walks up to ice cream van
"Excuse me sir can i have an ice cream"
"Which flavour son"
" Doesn't matter iam going to drop it"
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that joke reminds me to series link you've been framed which starts again tomorrow :)
 
Dear Matt Lucas

I'm so sorry to hear about the suicide of your ex. I for one find you very attractive and you remind me of my partner who recently passed away.

Yours sincerely

Jack Tweed.
 
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