ROYAL MAIL STRIKE SOLVED BY ME

[Lightnix]

Why has this not been implemented exactly?

 

[m0r94n]

Five stars

You may have some of my stars too.

 

[J1234]

No.

 

[Fido McNasty]

Neat

 

[rypt]

I'm going to firebomb their sorting office tomorrow and then punch my postie in the face whenever I next see him.

 

[mac1st3]

hehe it's so simple!

 

[sigma]

Nobel prize worthy!

 

[cheets64]

You dont get paid for going on strike, are they paid weekly?

 

[CaptainComedy]

wow.... just.... wow..... I'm speechless.... this is so funny I've lost the ability to laugh..... the shock and horror of posties sprinting back to their offices to sive through the mail and find out what is theirs can only be deemed invaluable lol! It would be like searching for the last golden ticket for charlie and the chocolate factory!

 

[Django x2]

THANKS! ALSO, WHEN IS CAPS LOCK AWARENESS DAY?

 

[kiteloopy]

Nobel prize worthy!

definatly.

 

[Stumble Bum]

Which joke site did you take this from

 

[MikeHunt79]

Nice idea, unless some of the cheques get lost in the post!

 

[Wicksta]

No.

Think Different.

 

[bledd]

increase first class stamp to 50p, second to 25p
charge a lot more for junk mail

 

[Greenlizard0]

Hahah!

 

[Raumarik]

Genius idea, also alternate the type and size of envelope that it's sent in, so they're encouraged to make sure all envelopes are delivered.

 

[brummie]

But they dont deliver their own mail and they would just pick it out before it went through final sorting so it wouldn't matter to them other than the delay while it was clearing.

 

[Doz007]

Problem solved, Well done sir

 

[Cosimo]

The simple solutions are always the best, you go to the top of the class.