Does anyone else want to hit people that say the following?.......

Alfie · 12 Oct 2009 at 16:07

.....When referring to an attractive woman:

*I'd smash that
*I'd split her in half
*I'd ruin her

etc etc.

Surely these things are only said by virgins with a penis built on a 45nm process?

I find it really offensive and i'm not even a woman. Whatever happend to being a nice bloke?

Sawell · 12 Oct 2009 at 16:07

I'd smash her pasty

shifty_uk · 12 Oct 2009 at 16:08

Sawell said:
I'd smash her pasty

Mikoyan · 12 Oct 2009 at 16:08

I think a lot of people say those things on ocuk..so maybe you will be getting punched

The new one is smash her pasty :eek:

Red and White · 12 Oct 2009 at 16:09

Alfie said:
with a penis built on a 45nm process?

Mikoyan · 12 Oct 2009 at 16:09

Red and White said:

very small

Prophet · 12 Oct 2009 at 16:09

Alfie said:
.....When referring to an attractive woman:

*I'd smash that
*I'd split her in half
*I'd ruin her

etc etc.

Surely these things are only said by virgins with a penis built on a 45nm process?

I find it really offensive and i'm not even a woman. Whatever happend to being a nice bloke?

You should hear what some of the women in my office say about men! All of those above are tame in comparrison.

Le_Petit_Lapin · 12 Oct 2009 at 16:10

Alfie said:
Does anyone else want to hit people that say the following?.......

No. They're just using it for emphasis.

Tefal · 12 Oct 2009 at 16:10

Red and White said:

Efficient and able to perform brilliantly?

The Dread Pirate · 12 Oct 2009 at 16:10

On OcUK it's all just light hearted banter however In the big scary world out there If i heard a randomer say it concerning one of my mates and they took offense I'd definitly step in to defend their honor!

antijoke · 12 Oct 2009 at 16:10

You should just go out and get laid.

Sawell · 12 Oct 2009 at 16:10

Orange Peel said:
You should hear what some of the women in my office say about men! All of those above are tame in comparrison.

I'd wrangle his member

Tefal · 12 Oct 2009 at 16:10

Orange Peel said:
You should hear what some of the women in my office say about men! All of those above are tame in comparrison.

Details, now....

mac1st3 · 12 Oct 2009 at 16:11

I say these things jokingly, same as pasty smashin and tossing her salad

derkaderka · 12 Oct 2009 at 16:11

Orange Peel said:
You should hear what some of the women in my office say about men! All of those above are tame in comparrison.

Tell me more

Some quotes please

Inquiring minds must know

Hotwired · 12 Oct 2009 at 16:12

Old women at work. Seriously, nothing they won't talk about. NOTHING.

mac1st3 · 12 Oct 2009 at 16:13

Orange Peel said:
You should hear what some of the women in my office say about men! All of those above are tame in comparrison.

are they smashable? cause if so I'd love to work there ;D

meghatronic · 12 Oct 2009 at 16:14

Well you wouldn't use it to the woman would you. (although some would like it).

OP you fail at being a man. Kindly return your penis to the guard.

Marky · 12 Oct 2009 at 16:15

Alfie said:
Whatever happend to being a nice bloke?

They all grew vaginas and the world was a better place...

fonzee · 12 Oct 2009 at 16:16

Mikoyan said:
The new one is smash her pasty

not really

said for years down ere.