Talk to yourself 10 years ago
- Thread starter Sawell
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Lets see...I'm 9 and nearly 10 soo...
"Yes, in fact you did move back from spain away from your mother and sisters because you are a pussy, now you have to live with your father who you cant stand, your step brother who your father thinks is better than you and your step mother who treats her son like he can do no wrong, you idiot".
I had a lovely childhood, honest.
"Yes, in fact you did move back from spain away from your mother and sisters because you are a pussy, now you have to live with your father who you cant stand, your step brother who your father thinks is better than you and your step mother who treats her son like he can do no wrong, you idiot".
I had a lovely childhood, honest.
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Aww christ, I was 15 ten years ago. That's depressing. 
"Don't bother with Jonathan, he might look cute at 14 but he is actually an idiot who will one day grow his hair long. For god sake do your science coursework, or that D will really stand out against all the A's and B's. Don't bother going to college, you won't like it. Take photos, lots of them. You're going to have a few really rough years where it feels like your life is on hold, but don't worry, you'll meet someone in 10 years who's going to completely turn everything upside down. You're gonna be happy 
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"Hmm... 10 years ago...
Forget messing with your graphics card. Your CPU is the bottleneck. In a month's time you will be at a party. Claire will be trying to do exacly what what you think she's doing with your fingers. Don't let her near them.
Oh - and make sure to put a bet that the President of the USA in 10 years time will have the second name Hussein.
Forget messing with your graphics card. Your CPU is the bottleneck. In a month's time you will be at a party. Claire will be trying to do exacly what what you think she's doing with your fingers. Don't let her near them.
Oh - and make sure to put a bet that the President of the USA in 10 years time will have the second name Hussein.
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Never get on that plane to Crete.
Dont drink too much.
Dont start smoking...
and never trust a woman.
Dont drink too much.
Dont start smoking...
and never trust a woman.
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