Soldato
Thanks to this thread I feel bloody aweful...
I try to make a point of not remembering why I turned into a cynical, paranoid emotional wreck...
Talk to yourself 10 years ago
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Thanks to this thread I feel bloody aweful...
I try to make a point of not remembering why I turned into a cynical, paranoid emotional wreck...
Soldato
"It might look expensive but go and buy a house now. You'll be glad of it in 10 years time."
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Soldato
Dear Darren,
You will be 23 by the time you read this. You might have a ponytail - cut it off dood. Oh, fit hot chick in the uni library has the hots for you silly, don't ignore her because I know you are at the mo.
In two years time you'll meet another hot chick, she is actually very COOL. Don't goto Volts in Kingston ever or it's game over man.
Also at the age of 30 you'll meet a chick whose first name begins with T. She rocks, and it ends up with her going overseas to get an arranged marriage to some **** with a big nose. Don't let that happen!!!!!111
Also, at somepoint in life you will come across Daikatana. Avoid.
Oh and at the age of 31, there's this chick at work...do not go there EVER.
You will be 23 by the time you read this. You might have a ponytail - cut it off dood. Oh, fit hot chick in the uni library has the hots for you silly, don't ignore her because I know you are at the mo.
In two years time you'll meet another hot chick, she is actually very COOL. Don't goto Volts in Kingston ever or it's game over man.
Also at the age of 30 you'll meet a chick whose first name begins with T. She rocks, and it ends up with her going overseas to get an arranged marriage to some **** with a big nose. Don't let that happen!!!!!111
Also, at somepoint in life you will come across Daikatana. Avoid.
Oh and at the age of 31, there's this chick at work...do not go there EVER.
Soldato
"You're 11 with no responsibilities and not a care in the world. Keep it up, sir."
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Don't bother coming back to the UK, you're about to be dumped, stay out there on your £72k salary for another couple of years!
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Surely telling yourself this, will alter the future and you will cease to exist? 
*looks at fading family photography*
*looks at fading family photography*
Haha some of these are brilliant 
We need more juice for the flux capacitor! We gotta' get her to 88mph!
Surely telling yourself this, will alter the future and you will cease to exist?
*looks at fading family photography*
We need more juice for the flux capacitor! We gotta' get her to 88mph!
Soldato
Invest in google.
Soldato
more sex.
Associate
Dear PR.
You're already 17 so almost everything is already ****** and stuck the way it is now. However start saving for a house, don't argue do it now, you need to be self sufficient in 9.5 years!
In 9 years there will be a girl at work don't ask she's already taken!
PS. If you can get a message back before I was 17 there was a girl called Emily at school you used to sit with her in D&T class? There was something going on that I missed would love to to have seen how that played out!
You're already 17 so almost everything is already ****** and stuck the way it is now. However start saving for a house, don't argue do it now, you need to be self sufficient in 9.5 years!
In 9 years there will be a girl at work don't ask she's already taken!
PS. If you can get a message back before I was 17 there was a girl called Emily at school you used to sit with her in D&T class? There was something going on that I missed would love to to have seen how that played out!
Soldato
I'm 10 years old. Foggy wins WSBK!
"You know that dream of yours? To one day own a Ducati... Just like foggies? Well, it comes true in about 10 years from now, september 10th 2008, then your second on july 15th 2009. When you first come off the first ducati, don't fear, it's a learning curve you will come to appreciate
"
*hands mini me pic of future mini me's bike"
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"You know that dream of yours? To one day own a Ducati... Just like foggies? Well, it comes true in about 10 years from now, september 10th 2008, then your second on july 15th 2009. When you first come off the first ducati, don't fear, it's a learning curve you will come to appreciate
"*hands mini me pic of future mini me's bike"
ags
Soldato
Ditch MCSE and go get a proper IT degree at uni then move to UK instead of procrastinating 5 years of your life away
Dont ever start playing wowcrack - seriously
Moan at your brother to look after his heart
Advise your middle brother to not invest in yet another restaurant that will end up failing due to unforeseen circumstances
Make an effort with the inlaws
Dont ever start playing wowcrack - seriously
Moan at your brother to look after his heart
Advise your middle brother to not invest in yet another restaurant that will end up failing due to unforeseen circumstances
Make an effort with the inlaws
Soldato
Hmmm....
'Toughen up when the time comes, stop being in other people's shadows and not being noticed when you want to be.
Don't quit The Trauma just because you didn't have £60 to pay for a recording session you ****.
Be more spontaneous.
Don't go out with L not long after splitting up with S as she'll consume 2+ years of your life and make you so bleedin' miserable, and you could be porking much hotter girls.
When you are single don't jump straight into another relationship, no matter how much you think you want to. Have some fun for cryin' out loud.
When you've moved to Bristol and going out with S don't cheat on her and be a ****. I'm sure you'll get found out sooner or later.
Save money, money and more money to march DCI. You'll regret it if you don't.'
That's it for now I think
'Toughen up when the time comes, stop being in other people's shadows and not being noticed when you want to be.
Don't quit The Trauma just because you didn't have £60 to pay for a recording session you ****.
Be more spontaneous.
Don't go out with L not long after splitting up with S as she'll consume 2+ years of your life and make you so bleedin' miserable, and you could be porking much hotter girls.
When you are single don't jump straight into another relationship, no matter how much you think you want to. Have some fun for cryin' out loud.
When you've moved to Bristol and going out with S don't cheat on her and be a ****. I'm sure you'll get found out sooner or later.
Save money, money and more money to march DCI. You'll regret it if you don't.'
That's it for now I think
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"You're doing fine. Don't change a thing."
Or dont walk into the Rape Tunnel.
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are you kidding me? Mr Toad...