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Got a funny email of a blonde who bought a new deoderant with instructions: "Take off cap and push up bottom" ... blonde reported not being able to walk as well as before, but when she farted, the smell was amazing:D


















/me runs:p
 
There are suspicions that Stephen Gately died under dodgy circumstances, an autopsy found traces of fruit in his bottom, initial thoughts are it could be date rape.
 
anticonscience said:
There are suspicions that Stephen Gately died under dodgy circumstances, an autopsy found traces of fruit in his bottom, initial thoughts are it could be date rape.
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no no no, that's not right

George Michael has been arrested because they found a chocolate bar up Steven Gately's bum - it was a careless whisper
 
I asked the assistant in JJB Sports what a cricket box was.

Apparently it's a piece of cheap plastic which men put their genitals in.

So, a bit like Katie Price then.
 
Push up bottom? Can someone enlighten me as to what that could actually be referring to?

Edit: Oh wait, that stick type deodorant...
 
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