Just worked out how to get a free £40

_Jimlad_

_Jimlad_

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head down to HSBC on monday and open an account or a 2nd account if you already bank with them, they promise to get you up and running in 7 days. that includes you pin, cash card, cbook and one other item that eescapes me right now, if they fail to deliver any of them within 7 days they pay you £10 per item, working out to be £30 - £50 depending on what you ask . with the postal strike that's a gimmie if you head down on monday :D
 
i set an account up for my football team today and he said it should be a gimmie that i get £40, so that came from the horses mouth
 
I remember a while back Abbey National did an interest-free, no-charges £50 overdraft if you opened up a basic current account, so I opened an account, drew out £50 and never used it again, I think I still have the details somewhere but it's still sitting there with balance at -£50 :p
 
Surely they would just deliver anything via dhl, they do a similar thing to post office guaranteed next day delivery for an extra £1.
 
Rich_L said:
I remember a while back Abbey National did an interest-free, no-charges £50 overdraft if you opened up a basic current account, so I opened an account, drew out £50 and never used it again, I think I still have the details somewhere but it's still sitting there with balance at -£50 :p
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Not free money though, is it? You owe them £50.
 
Rich_L said:
I remember a while back Abbey National did an interest-free, no-charges £50 overdraft if you opened up a basic current account, so I opened an account, drew out £50 and never used it again, I think I still have the details somewhere but it's still sitting there with balance at -£50 :p
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So when they finally decide to close the account, you'll still have to pay them £50 :)
 
Burned_Alive said:
So when they finally decide to close the account, you'll still have to pay them £50 :)
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and when he doesn't pay, he'll be blacklisted and it'll affect his credit rating, and they'll get the Debt-Collection-Boyz onto him, who are legally allowed to break into your property and relieve you of your possessions these days. :D
 
Aod said:
and when he doesn't pay, he'll be blacklisted and it'll affect his credit rating, and they'll get the Debt-Collection-Boyz onto him, who are legally allowed to break into your property and relieve you of your possessions these days. :D
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a little ott there lol
 
Trust me £50 'when' they close the account isn't going to break the bank, lol - your concern is appreciated though :p

and when he doesn't pay, he'll be blacklisted and it'll affect his credit rating, and they'll get the Debt-Collection-Boyz onto him, who are legally allowed to break into your property and relieve you of your possessions these days. Then after living on the streets, injecting heroin to dull the painful existence, I'll get the bad AIDz and die a lonely death, all because of that pesky £50
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Fixed :p
 
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