House mates are watching Jeremy Kyle

[Showboat]

No matter how bad a day you have, no matter how **** you feel, watching this crap will always make you feel better than those losers. Perfect day time viewing for the jobless / lazy / useless people in society, oh and students!

 

[Stewy]

haha so true showboat, so true...

 

[r3loaded]

Nerfect day time viewing for the jobless / lazy / useless people in society, oh and students!

I always have a class or lecture at the time it comes on TV

Personally, I think euthanisation is a preferable alternative.

 

[peetee]

I caught one the other month when I was off work and switched on tv. It was a young couple whose parents claimed they had had an affair at the time one of them was born and that there was a good chance they were brother and sister so DNA test time.

Okay, bad news if you got told this and loved the person vut it came out in interview that they had being told this news 3 months earlier and they were still having unprotected sex to have a child while they were waiting for the results of the DNA test!

As it turned out, they weren't brother and sister.

brilliant that episode.

I love JK, watch it every morning when im on break at work, well when im mornings atleast.

 

[Gothic Draconia]

This is my forum, now get off the net! Have you ever thought about the children?

 

[regulus]

No matter how bad a day you have, no matter how **** you feel, watching this crap will always make you feel better than those losers. Perfect day time viewing for the jobless / lazy / useless people in society, oh and students!

Why? It's not like I'm comparing myself with those amoeba to feel better It's like driving past Chiswick Roundabout and feeling better because the people living under the M4 bridge is worse off than me.

 

[ticklemebougy]

I find it pretty funny. it has its good bits.

 

[Orcish-Horde]

I like to watch Jeremy Kyle's show, its the Who your daddy clifthangers that makes the show.

 

[Viper²]

I like to watch Jeremy Kyle's show, its the Who your daddy clifthangers that makes the show.

 

[The Funktopus]

It's a modern day version of the stocks minus the rotting veg.

That gives me an idea for a new show....

Substitute the rotten veg for Lawn darts and we could be onto a winner there.

"And next on ITV, Chav vs. Lawn Darts"

 

[armed_gorilla]

My other half watches it every morning........ I cant stand it, some of the stories are ridiculous. Im sure some/most of the people on there should just be rounded up and shot including kyle himself

 

[AgentSm1th]

Most who go on this show seem to be lacking brain cells, its scary knowing such people exist.

 

[cheets64]

Its real world tv, stuff that happens all around the country, its sad to see that people are so selfish in life.

 

[dave_beast]

http://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/s/1119284_jeremy_kyle_i_lick_phones

"And the obsessive compulsive disorder - another theme in the book? "I realised how ordered my life was, I get up and mop the kitchen floor at 2am. I lick my mobile phone to make sure it's clean - I know it's disgusting. I did lick golf balls too"

 

[dave_beast]

^^ Official, Jeremy Kyle licks balls, nothing more to say really!

 

[mac1st3]

he licks them....to make sure they're clean....kinda counter intuitive really...

 

[LEK-89]

I thought Jeremy Kyle was supposed to be axed by ITV?

Liam

 

[thecremeegg]

I cant stand it, purely because Jeremy Kyle himself is such a smug arrogant ****. Who is he to preach to the people on the stage when he's a gambling addict himself

 

[Sylv]

It's a complete horror show. He exploits peoples genuine problems who don't seem to know any better and have only appear to have the morality of an animal and humiliate them on live television for entertainment..

The man is a genius!

 

[markweatherill]

I'm sure this is creating an underclass of person who sees those participants as role models and aspires to get on Jeremy Kyle and become a superstar, or something.