the last time you were banned from something.

wedgie said:
This weekend when I found out I'm effectively under a 6 month sex ban, not feeling it at all. :mad:

GF is 4 1/2 months pregnant and this is the advice a specialist has given her due to previous complications she's had in the past. Add to that a few weeks after she's given birth where she's not going to want to go near me either, and that means I'm in for a pretty solid 6 months of fapping. :o
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Congratulations :) but the doctor is doing you a favour. You wouldn't want to go near it after 4 /12 months and certainly not for a good while after ;)
 
Almost banned for the OP for his use of the word "was" instead of the now corrected "were". Still tempted to ban for the appalling use of grammar! ;)
 
I was banned from my local newsagents when i was about 12 following a paper round after telling the shopkeeper where he could stick his Radio Times Xmas bumper edition.
 
dannyjo22 said:
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Congratulations :) but the doctor is doing you a favour. You wouldn't want to go near it after 4 /12 months and certainly not for a good while after ;)
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Thanks. :)

I do see the logic behind it being a small price to pay, and perhaps for now I'm not missing out on much either way (Or at least it makes me feel better to keep telling myself those two things :D). She's had a hard time of it from the start and it's fair to say she's since been dishing it out fairly infrequently as it is, so I'm also finding enforced celibacy could be enough to make a person go slightly bonkers. :p
 
i got banned for posting a sales offer in a thread that was in GD, which was moved to the price check forum after i posted. but one of those Hairy-Dons ;) sorted me out
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My old steam account got ban for no apparent reason, had 2 ban both had just over 250 quids worth of games... one of the reasons I gave up on pc gaming, I never once cheated, all a scam tbh.

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Got banned from a COD4 server for using Marty. I lolled coz I was telling peeps to turn it off. Just so happened I threw a nade as I died!
 
last was a while ago when i was playing cod4, banned for 'hacking' when i wasn't.. some people just dont realise how fun deagle sniping is :)
 
Got banned off a CSS server many a time for having a better score then the admin's
Damn them at there powers!
 
I got banned from wwww.eastsideboxing.com for a week. There were a load of stupid threads started about who'd win in a fight between x & y.

So I started one asking who win in a fight between a prime Joe Louis & a dinosaur and got banned for it.
 
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