Derek Acorah Wants to contact Michael Jackson

movingtables · 28 Oct 2009 at 21:22

This November Sky1 HD and world-renowned psychic medium Derek Acorah will attempt to make contact with Michael Jackson in two special shows, Michael Jackson: The Live Seance and Michael Jackson: The Search For His Spirit.

The programmes, both presented by broadcaster and Jackson fan June Sarpong, aim to give fans a final chance to connect with their hero, himself a firm believer in psychic ability. Acorah, whose high profile on screen séances have to date been restricted to historical and mythical figures will lead proceedings in Michael Jackson: The Live Seance; an hour long live special from a secret location familiar to, and previously inhabited by, Jackson and where the famed psychic medium will attempt to contact the music legend.

wtf lol..

more: http://sky1.sky.com/derek-acorah-to-attempt-to-contact-michael-jackson

Dark_Angel · 28 Oct 2009 at 21:22

*bangs head on desk*

You should read what Robbie Williams had to say on him a few years ago...

oli collett · 28 Oct 2009 at 21:25

I'd like to contact Derek Acorah.

And tell him he's a ****

BloodyL · 28 Oct 2009 at 21:26

movingtables said:
This November Sky1 HD and world-renowned psychic medium Derek Acorah will attempt to make contact with Michael Jackson in two special shows, Michael Jackson: The Live Seance and Michael Jackson: The Search For His Spirit.

The programmes, both presented by broadcaster and Jackson fan June Sarpong, aim to give fans a final chance to connect with their hero, himself a firm believer in psychic ability. Acorah, whose high profile on screen séances have to date been restricted to historical and mythical figures will lead proceedings in Michael Jackson: The Live Seance; an hour long live special from a secret location familiar to, and previously inhabited by, Jackson and where the famed psychic medium will attempt to contact the music legend.

wtf lol..

more: http://sky1.sky.com/derek-acorah-to-attempt-to-contact-michael-jackson

Fail, everyone knows the best way to contact Michael is with the use of a Shamon.

[FnG]magnolia · 28 Oct 2009 at 21:26

Will they ask him searching questions about kiddy fiddling, drug addiction, finincial ruin, and changing the colour of his skin?

Oh, wait. He's dead so therefore he's above reproach.

^TANK^ · 28 Oct 2009 at 21:27

djmc0 · 28 Oct 2009 at 21:27

LOL

I remember first hearing Derek Acorah on TalkRadio (now called Talksport) back when James Whale had the 9 till 1 slot. What a loon. You know he was a trainee at Liverpool?

BloodyL · 28 Oct 2009 at 21:28

[FnG]magnolia;15197685 said:
Will they ask him searching questions about kiddy fiddling, drug addiction, finincial ruin, and changing the colour of his skin?.

Forget Derek, what questions are they going to ask Mike?

Sankari · 28 Oct 2009 at 21:28

movingtables said:
world-renowned psychic medium Derek Acorah

"World renowned"? I didn't even know he existed before I came to the UK, and even then I had to look him up on Wikipedia.

Acorah, whose high profile on screen séances have to date been restricted to historical and mythical figures

So... he conducts seances to contact people who never actually existed? And that works... how, exactly? :rolleyes:

BloodyL · 28 Oct 2009 at 21:29

djmc0 said:
LOL

I remember first hearing Derek Acorah on TalkRadio (now called Talksport) back when James Whale had the 9 till 1 slot. What a loon. You know he was a trainee at Liverpool?

Yup, used to listen to Talk Radio all the time before the format change, Ian Collins and the creatures of the night and all that.

asim18 · 28 Oct 2009 at 21:30

Could be funny and entertaining. I'll definitely be watching this.

djmc0 · 28 Oct 2009 at 21:31

BloodyL said:
Yup, used to listen to Talk Radio all the time before the format change, Ian Collins and the creatures of the night and all that.

Can't stand Ian Collins. "What's going 'off' there?"

I do not listen anymore to that station, as it tends to attract the most un-intelligent listeners (callers) of all time. OF ALL TIME

^TANK^ · 28 Oct 2009 at 21:35

asim18 said:
Could be funny and entertaining. I'll definitely be watching this.

+1 for the lolz, the guys a complete bell end so this should be excruciatingly entertaining

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Von Smallhausen · 28 Oct 2009 at 21:36

It could be a Thriller to watch but contacting the dead is seen as Dangerous to some.

If it is a con it will Neverland him any fans and may attract Bad publicity and he should Beat It.

BloodyL · 28 Oct 2009 at 21:37

Von Smallhausen said:
It could be a Thriller to watch but contacting the dead is seen as Dangerous to some.

If it is a con it will Neverland him any fans and may attract Bad publicity and he should Beat It.

I thought my SHAMON! joke was scraping the barrel, sheesh!

djmc0 · 28 Oct 2009 at 21:39

Von Smallhausen said:
It could be a Thriller to watch but contacting the dead is seen as Dangerous to some.

If it is a con it will Neverland him any fans and may attract Bad publicity and he should Beat It.

That surely breaks the pun per sentence world record?

Von Smallhausen · 28 Oct 2009 at 21:42

BloodyL said:
I thought my SHAMON! joke was scraping the barrel, sheesh!

I Can't Help It.

Vulcan · 28 Oct 2009 at 21:47

oli collett said:
I'd like to contact Derek Acorah.

And tell him he's a ****

[FnG]magnolia;15197685 said:
Will they ask him searching questions about kiddy fiddling, drug addiction, finincial ruin, and changing the colour of his skin?

That's as a result of a skin disease (Vitiligo), nothing more to ask about it.

craptakular · 28 Oct 2009 at 21:49

Jackson's dead!!! When did this happen??????

Von Smallhausen · 28 Oct 2009 at 21:51

Oxy said:
Jackson's dead!!! When did this happen??????

Do You Remember The Time ?