Worlds Shortest Fairy Tale

[Shikkaka]

Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?' The girl

said, 'NO!' And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles

and went fishing and hunting and played golf a lot and drank beer and

scotch and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up

and farted whenever he wanted.

The end.

- Sorry but I found this hilarious!

 

[Banzai_Joe]

Well....i lol'd!

 

[Mp4]

:/ Fail

 

[apeZ]

:/ That's it?

 

[Mat]

:/

 

[tisonlyme]

:/

 

[Bucket]

Why do you need a line between each line?

DROVE ME MENTAL.

 

[Fegruson]

I have an even shorter one for you 2012 believers.

...And they all liv...
The END!

 

[mac1st3]

\:

 

[apeZ]

I have an even shorter one for you 2012 believers.

...And they all liv...
The END!

Better than OP. Still terrible though.

 

[Shikkaka]

Why do you need a line between each line?

DROVE ME MENTAL.

Copy and pasted from an e-mail pal.

Chill your bean.

 

[Shikkaka]

Well....i lol'd!

Must be a nottingham sense of humour thing.

1 out of 8 isn't bad...

 

[Rainmaker]

Well....i lol'd!

Me too, even though I've heard it before.

 

[Bucket]

Copy and pasted from an e-mail pal.

Chill your bean.

I wasn't angry, but it did drive me a bit mad.

 

[sbi5ar]

:/

 

[Westie]

Why do you need a line between each line?

DROVE ME MENTAL.

lol

what

a

retard

 

[Banzai_Joe]

Thought it was poetry tbh......and flipin well true for the most part.

Aye...we aint so cynical in Notts.

 

[MattTheTall77]

haha I liked it

 

[Viper²]

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[jp_bl_68]

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What does " :/ " mean and why is it so hard to express in actual words?