I'm from down South
Tee hee hee. Oops, did I say that out loud?

...where we can afford proper food such as pizza and baked beans,
Does not compute.
and thus don't have to worry about encountering nondescript lumps of psuedo-meat, or bizarre vegetable-esque foodstuffs that leave oneself questioning exactly what is suposed to be done to render said items edible.
*scoffs*
Oh the ironing.
