I'm from down South
Tee hee hee. Oops, did I say that out loud?
...where we can afford proper food such as pizza and baked beans,
Does not compute.
and thus don't have to worry about encountering nondescript lumps of psuedo-meat, or bizarre vegetable-esque foodstuffs that leave oneself questioning exactly what is suposed to be done to render said items edible.
*scoffs*
Oh the ironing.

I was just being fatuous lol There's nothing foul about offal and black pudding though, they're as good as the muscle and packed with nutrients. Blood (black pudding) is highly nutritious, and foods like liver are packed in vitamins you won't really find in the meat itself. 