***Official OcUK Secret Santa 09 Thread***

[Azza]

Haha.

Christmas Cooking At Home With Secretspy.

We can all chip in on the utensils.



Tank you need to highlight the 'ped' egg part, I keep reading it wrong, especially as it's what every woman wants at Christmas.

 

[secretspy]

Yeah i can just imagine my family's faces as they hear i've been bought penis pasta

and a ped egg? erm.. that's ok thanks.. I don't need one...

 

[mac1st3]

secretspy is getting someone's "used" underwear, or a zimmerframe, go granny go

 

[Wiggins]

Got an idea for my gift for the one drawn for me.

God help them

 

[Russinating]

I'll laugh if someone gets her a ped egg, just what every woman wants for Christmas.

Just Google'd that and rofl (especially because of the JML video with JML voice man). How do you know of this item?!

 

[Skeptic]

secretspy is getting someone's "used" underwear, or a zimmerframe, go granny go

Maybe she should send some underwear along with her gift haha. OcUK underwear exchange. I can only imagine the comedy when the person takes photos of themselves opening the pressie off SS on Xmas day and finding it's some knickers.

 

[^TANK^]

How do you know of this item?!

Guess!

 

[Azza]

Guess!

Your misses left hints around the house asking for a ped egg?

 

[jp_bl_68]

I assumed the 'ped egg' was some kind of women's sex toy, like a love egg. I didn't realise it was one of those feet graters.

 

[^TANK^]

Your misses left hints around the house asking for a ped egg?

We both use one from time to time on are feet. I'm considering doing something considerably evil like putting the unwanted Shaven skin into a Parmezan dispenser and giving it to someone I rather take a dislike to, to add to there spaghetti bolognese.

 

[^TANK^]

Delete.

 

[jp_bl_68]

When they empty the 'filings' in the advert it does look like parmesan.

 

[^TANK^]

When they empty the 'filings' in the advert it does look like parmesan.

Thats why ist such an evil worth while plan.

 

[jp_bl_68]

If my secret santa sends me "parmesan" I'm blaming you.

 

[^TANK^]

If my secret santa sends me "parmesan" I'm blaming you.

.

 

[titchard]

A possible addition to the Secret Santa thread - when someone gets their parcel in the post could they post to say it has been received? Just so the sender can see it and know it arrived OK?

 

[TwoSaints]

I am trying to decide between something fun (for a short time) or something so rubbish its funny!

 

[Nitefly]

A possible addition to the Secret Santa thread - when someone gets their parcel in the post could they post to say it has been received? Just so the sender can see it and know it arrived OK?

This is a good idea.

 

[Sash]

Damnit, missed this =[
I was gonna buy whisky and with an OCUK sticker on it.

 

[Spyke_UK]

My gift is chosen, apologies in advance if it offends, i have tried sooooo hard to find an alternative, but my 1st choice is too awesome and nothing else comes close!