Lib Dem Councillor Demands Truth About UFOs

magick · 10 Nov 2009 at 03:13

Councillor Hicks feels strongly about the UFO issue and the fact that a UFO base is located near his city and that the public are not being given what the government knows about the issue.

Councillor Hicks, member of Winchester city council in Hampshire,England, recently went on public record as having witnessed an alien humanoid in a busy shopping centre in Winchester five years ago. Hicks is appealing to authorities in the United States and the United Kingdom to release what they know about UFOs.

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Marine Iguana · 10 Nov 2009 at 03:28

Moses99p said:
lolmagick

+1

dodgem · 10 Nov 2009 at 03:34

I saw a ufo once. It was accidentally my whole 3 dimensions.

[FnG]magnolia · 10 Nov 2009 at 03:35

magick said:
having witnessed an alien humanoid in a busy shopping centre in Winchester five years ago

I LOL'd. Hard.

^TANK^ · 10 Nov 2009 at 03:43

Moses99p said:
lolmagick

Marine Iguana said:
+1

+2

Angilion · 10 Nov 2009 at 03:43

the fact that a UFO base is located near his city

Which planet is he from?

Here come the men in black...they won't let you remember...

HAz · 10 Nov 2009 at 04:00

Moses99p said:
lolmagick

BloodyL · 10 Nov 2009 at 06:24

A Hick that has seen aliens, suprise suprise.

eggyoke · 10 Nov 2009 at 07:34

Just... *shakes head*

eddiemcgarrigle · 10 Nov 2009 at 07:40

Alien in a tutu? I thought it was only vicars that donned tutu's, although it's not strange because they only want to live their lives that way.

Luke · 10 Nov 2009 at 08:00

sighmagick

SexyGreyFox · 10 Nov 2009 at 08:04

A COUNCILLOR wow.

A Councillor is somebody just like you who local working class people have voted in because you can read & write better than them.
I know plenty of Counsillors and I wouldn't trust them to make a cup of tea.

panda_uk · 10 Nov 2009 at 08:13

He just reads off the page and never looks up, not an inspiring speaker is he.

Cosimo · 10 Nov 2009 at 08:17

LOLmagickLOL

Scuzi · 10 Nov 2009 at 08:17

The man is a massive douchebag and should be sectioned. Would you want someone who see's an alien life form dressed as a ****ing ballerina walking up Winchester High Street to represent you in council?

http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/articl..._Winchester&in_article_id=747688&in_page_id=2

Wossi · 10 Nov 2009 at 09:18

Scuzi said:
The man is a massive douchebag and should be sectioned. Would you want someone who see's an alien life form dressed as a ****ing ballerina walking up Winchester High Street to represent you in council?

http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/articl..._Winchester&in_article_id=747688&in_page_id=2

At least there'll never be a dull moment with him.

The Dread Pirate · 10 Nov 2009 at 09:26

*Dons rather fetching tin-foil lined top hat and monocle*

O'Rly?

DreadNiK · 10 Nov 2009 at 09:40

now if it was CORPORAL Hicks that said he'd seen an Alien, I'd believe him

But since it isn't, I say we take off and nuke the entire thread from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.

bledd · 10 Nov 2009 at 10:44

magick, I worry about you

The Dread Pirate · 10 Nov 2009 at 10:53

Bill Hicks said:
I've been on what I call my UFO Tour, which means, like UFOs, I too have been appearing in small southern towns in front of a handful of hillbillies lately. I've been doubting my own existence.