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I should imagine a lot of you are on there so you may well have seen this posted yesterday however I am finding it so tear jerkingly funny I thought I'd share..

I was in a rush this morning, taking my wife to the dentist, after she did her inevitable trick of leaving it until far too late to get there on time. How the **** she expects to get there on time when we live ten minutes from town and she also has to park and walk to the dentist and she is still at home ten minutes before her appointment!!!!!!!!

After I dropped her off, a little heated, I pulled up behind a woman in a car at a mini roundabout. She stopped, empty roundabout, then she slowly crawled forward, then a taxi came, and the bint STOPPED, and then REVERSED back off the roundabout, right at me, until I swiftly rear view mirrored and moved back a yard!!!!

At this stage I wasn't riled enough to beep the horn.

Then she decided to move again, then stopped suddenly as another car hove into view 100 yards away. She let this car go past, then she finally manoeuvred round the roundabout.

Then we came to another roundabout, where she stopped to survey the totally empty scene. She waited until a car arrived from the other side of the ****ing county, and drove past us, then she waited another minute, then she finally drove away at 17mph.

I was cursing under my breath by now, a little tense, a little tight.

NEXT roundabout, road splits into two lanes, she can go to the left, or to the right, but NO, she decided to straddle the dotted lines, and STOP, AGAIN at the empty roundabout. So now I can't even get past her ****ing ing ***holing stopped ****ing wreck of a car that is stopped at the emptiest I have EVER seen this ****ing roundabout!!!!

Up to now I had been giving her some mild abuse, a little verbal persuasion to ease forward, but now I was screaming, honest loud shrieking at her in her rear view mirror(that she seemed to be looking into more than out the front window) GO GO GO YOU STUPID ****ING BINT GET YOUR PIECE OF **** CAR OUT OF MY ****ING WAY

Finally I had had enough, and almost catatonic with rage I thrust my car down the side of hers, through a gap far too narrow, knowing I was probably going to snap off a mirror or rent a wing asunder, but I missed her, and I squealed off across the empty roundabout in sheer blank rage and disgust.

:mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad:

How the holy **** did she ever get a license to drive a car??????????????????????????

I have never, ever gotten so riled at a driver on a road in this country before, but her incredible display of 'I don't know how to drive' drove me to depths of madness I rarely stoop to. ragerage
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Hope I got all the swearies starred out ok.

You think he's a bit stressed much? :D
 
I nearly went into the back of a stupid bint yesterday who stopped suddenly (yes, to a complete halt) for a pheasant to cross the road. She then proceeded to drive 40 in a 30, 40 in a NSL and cut 2 people up whilst brushing her hair with her left hand. Needless to say, I took a different route to her as soon as possible. I managed to stay sane until she slammed the anchors on, to which I gave her a small beep on the horn and stayed a fair distance from her.
 
Great read :)

I had a similar but smaller situation earlier where the woman in front of me decided to slame her brakes on. We were on a dually doing around 60MPH with a car in the outside lane about 100m back. Rather than pull out so she could turn right at the island around 200m ahead she stopped, waited for the car to pass then changed lanes and continued.

As I drove past I offered some useful words of advice and she looked totally blank then shook her first at me.

Clueless ******* bint!

edit.. Booner! Wonder if it was the same woman lol.
 
If that was me the daft bint would have been in my boot in a bin liner.

I don't get wound up at much but f'n partially sighted half-wit retards on the roads is certainly one of them.
 
The only time I have to use my horn is almost daily when old idiots almost smash into me at tesco mini roundabouts.

Just because it's mini, doesn't mean roundabout rules don't apply! They never give way to the right, they just trundle across the roundabout, forcing me to actually stop my car on the roundabout :/
 
I wonder if this was the same stupid cow that drove straight through give way lines earlier then wondered why everyone was beeping at her...
 
InvaderGIR said:
Have to agree.

I just can't get worked up about stuff like that any more, don't see the point, doesn't do anyone any good and often results in accidents.
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Sometimes you have a bad day but it's best to simply ignore these types of things. Being angry in traffic doesn't usually result in any good.
 
If you get enraged enough to almost smash someone wing mirror off then you don't belong on the road any more than the unconfident driver IMO.
 
bledd. said:
The only time I have to use my horn is almost daily when old idiots almost smash into me at tesco mini roundabouts.

Just because it's mini, doesn't mean roundabout rules don't apply! They never give way to the right, they just trundle across the roundabout, forcing me to actually stop my car on the roundabout :/
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The Highway Code tells us to give way to traffic on the roundabout. The female of the species believes this to mean that they must wait, until a car has passed to the front of them, before they move off.

I see it all the time. Just tell yourself that women are different.
 
The last time I got angry at another road user was the three carriage train (tractor in fibre glass) that runs round the Glebe in Bowness. Going up the uphill section it is actually slower than idle in 1st gear.

I keep having to stop then start behind it. And eventually I just start doing this as loudly as possible, up to the point where the occupants of the last car including the conductor are looking back at me wondering what I'm doing.

One day the one safe passing spot will be free of cars and I will pass it up to 7k in 1st and 2nd, annoy the **** out of the few tourists that haven't yet realised it goes ****ing nowhere and is just a waste of their money.

When I come to power my 1st action will be to burn the sodding thing.



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This is the culprit:
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It turns left out of the junction at the end of shot, forces cars with right of way to stop while it makes off out of the junction and uphill at 1mph. Burn the ****er!!
 
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I see this all the time with women. They always stop at junctions and roundabouts even when its clear! They just cant look ahead.

They also wait till the lights have turned green before they engage first and a few more seconds after that for them to move off.

When i spot a women driver i tend to stay a few car lengths back just to be safe.
 
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