How unlucky are you?

[Cuchulain]

Is anyone as unlucky as me? I doubt it, sometimes I have bursts of good luck but on the whole, it's generally bad. For example, yesterday my new Fender (american) Stratocaster arrived along with my new car stereo and my copy of World at war 2 finished downloading, like an excited little boy I ran out to the car first to fit the new stereo, the old one came out very easily but the connectors needed splitting on the back to fit the new one, so, out came the craft knife and off came the top of two fingers on my left hand, blood everywhere and the tips of my fingers sitting in my lap. So, the stereo doesn't fit, I can't play my new guitar and my strafe left finger is unuseable for Call of Duty.

They say bad luck comes in three's so I'm hoping for a lottery win this weekend, though no doubt my ticket will mysteriously catch fire if I win.

 

[MowyTone]

for the stereo: just by a splitter adapter that way none of that would have happened?

 

[Cosimo]

They say bad luck comes in three's so I'm hoping for a lottery win this weekend, though no doubt my ticket will mysteriously catch fire if I win.

What will happen tomorrow, it’s Friday the 13th.

 

[Cuchulain]

What will happen tomorrow, it’s Friday the 13th.

In some bizarre twist of fate I'll probably be luckier than your average irishman.

 

[kaiowas]

So in summary you're not unlucky, you're just incapable of using a knife safely.

 

[Feef]

Well, the fact that you can order a Fender Strat, a car stereo and a game would suggest you're luckier than a fair few people - but yeah, take it easy with knives

I had a reputation as the unluckiest person my friends knew for a while, just a series of bad things happening one after the other; as soon as I'd sorted one problem, something else would come up. Still, that seems to be passed now.

Bet I've just started it off again now, haven't I?

 

[lemonkettaz]

It's the little things that don't go my way.

But then again, you notice bad luck more than good luck.. So i guess we all have some good luck

 

[J.T]

I am so unlucky I never even

 

[platypus]

I'd consider myself unlucky, but then taking a step backwards I'd really have to say I'm very lucky. I have a wonderful girlfriend, a steady job, and my health. At the end of the day, despite having a lot of **** go on in my life I can't really complain can I.

 

[MowyTone]

I'd consider myself unlucky, but then taking a step backwards I'd really have to say I'm very lucky. I have a wonderful girlfriend, a steady job, and my health. At the end of the day, despite having a lot of **** go on in my life I can't really complain can I.

+1

just what I was thinking

 

[Cuchulain]

So in summary you're not unlucky, you're just incapable of using a knife safely.

Retitle thread "How clumsy are you?"

 

[Showboat]

so, out came the craft knife and off came the top of two fingers on my left hand

full of win!

You will strafe through the pain