Chimp Attack Victim Unveils Horrific Injuries

stupid Americans.

they do insist on keeping wild animals as pets.

why is she suing for $50m? it doesn't look like she has $50m to give!!
 
Rainmaker said:
The Sky News link in the OP has a photo of her without the veil. They've obscured it, so you have to click the link to "Continue Reading (Page Expands)" at the bottom of the article in red.
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yes thanks. silly me and.... im going to hell but, lol jesus...
 
No one wants to accept my apology? Malc how about you?

I still can't believe what a fool I've been. I really should be more intelligent.
 
Ill take your apology on their behalf if you want.

Its always easy to underestimate your opponents ability and skill in the ring

this is why i will never fight a kangeroo (again)
 
Thank you Efour. One day I hope to possess all knowledge so never again will I make another false statement and be ridiculed for it. Until then I will continute to read these forums to gain said knowledge.

firstborn said:
Oh please stop, my office is in hysterics!
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Tell your office that the bumbling moron who didn't realise chimps were built like terminators has just spilled his coffee and now has to change his trousers. That should give them another good laugh :D
 
gjrc said:
why is she suing for $50m? it doesn't look like she has $50m to give!!
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she's probably got some form of home/business insurance, hence the lawsuit.

personally i don't think the doctors did the victim any favours saving her life, it "might" have been a greater kindness to let her succumb to her injuries. as i dread to think what her quality of life is going to be like. not to mention the medical bills she'll rack up over the coming years.
 
Mr. Anderson said:
She has a huuuuuge nose!
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She is probably still in treatment, the surgeons will insert balloons under her skin to encourage growth, balloon will be removed and skin used to help reconstruct her features as best they can, it will probably take a long time to be finished but will help improve her quality of life.

Stupid comment at any rate :rolleyes:.
 
Crazy.

Big exotic pets are a big thing in the states, some people keep Tigers and other highly dangerous pets - what do they expect?

A chimp is about that last creature on the planet that I'd like as a pet, damn thing would just pull your limbs off like a ragdoll.
 
V-Spec said:
Crazy.

Big exotic pets are a big thing in the states, some people keep Tigers and other highly dangerous pets - what do they expect?

A chimp is about that last creature on the planet that I'd like as a pet, damn thing would just pull your limbs off like a ragdoll.
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and face, don't forget the face.
 
I'd tap it. :p

I'd love to see UFC fighter Brock Lesnar against that chimp in a cage though.

Would make for fantastic TV.

I'd also think Lesnar would rip it's ****ing head off!!! :D
 
peterattheboro said:
I'd tap it. :p

I'd love to see UFC fighter Brock Lesnar against that chimp in a cage though.

Would make for fantastic TV.

I'd also think Lesnar would rip it's ****ing head off!!! :D
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For gods sake don't be so disgusting. Humour is not needed over things like this :mad:
 
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