Friday Joke

[Cosimo]

SO CAN EVERYONE STOP SINGING IT NOW.

Nobody has started but if you insist.

 

[h00fzilla]

Q/ Why can't Stevie Wonder see his friends?

A/ Because he's married.

 

[xxalxx]

Not technically a joke, but this made me smile:

Liverpool - 'City of Culture'.
Yeah right - and Chernobyl is the 'City of Health and Safety'.

what more funny is someone posting that with Location: Bristol

 

[PaulyD]

I laughed at the first joke, 2nd was good, priest one was

 

[MikeHunt79]

what more funny is someone posting that with Location: Bristol

Touché

 

[nikebee]

Friendship among Women:
A woman didn't come home one night. The next morning
she told her husband that she had slept over at a
friend's house. The man called his wife's 10 best
friends. None of them knew anything about it.

Friendship among Men:
A man didn't come home one night. The next morning he
told his wife that he had slept over at a friend's
house. The woman called her husband's 10 best friends.
Eight confirmed that he had slept over, and
two said he was still there.

Like it

 

[mrk]

Made me chuckle

I do like that too

 

[Stewy]

Some of these are quite good

 

[markweatherill]

Friendship among Men:
A man didn't come home one night. The next morning he
told his wife that he had slept over at a friend's
house. The woman called her husband's 10 best friends.
Eight confirmed that he had slept over, and
two said he was still there.

Sounds like Michael Shields' defence.

 

[NVP]

Sounds like Michael Shields' defence.

 

[emmjaybee]

Q:What do you call a woman with 2 ***T's


A: Jedwards Mother!