Female killer flees on shop visit

SexyGreyFox · 15 Nov 2009 at 01:35

rypt said:
Man, shopping while in jail ... god jail life seems easy, perhaps I should go live there for free

do it then report back.

ThorpedoUK · 15 Nov 2009 at 01:38

Please don't even get me started on this subject, this country is run by PC idiots who are fast hammering it into the ground.

The UK is a complete joke.

"andy" · 15 Nov 2009 at 01:45

Morgoth said:
Just murder someone you hate, it's a win win situation!

even better accept money to murder someone that someone else hates. you live free in prison. your family live happily with money

you could possibly be the first person to post on ocuk from jail ? we can give you tips onto how not to drop soap and other useful tips

rypt · 15 Nov 2009 at 01:46

"andy" said:
even better accept money to murder someone that someone else hates. you live free in prison.

problem is, this is the UK, chances are they'll just let you go free instead of sending you to jail

I think the only sure way to get to jail is to speed, at say 200mph, that should get you 3 months or so

Morgoth · 15 Nov 2009 at 01:48

200mph and kill someone. While texting.

rypt · 15 Nov 2009 at 01:49

Morgoth said:
200mph and kill someone. While texting.

Would probably only get a caution for the death and texting :/

"andy" · 15 Nov 2009 at 01:52

just dont pay council tax for a bit !

ThorpedoUK · 15 Nov 2009 at 01:53

Thats true

Fake your own death then claim the insurance??

neoboy · 15 Nov 2009 at 01:55

So who escorted her?

Mr. Anderson · 15 Nov 2009 at 01:56

neoboy said:
So who escorted her?

I heard the guard is being water boarded right now as he is suspected of letting her go on purpose!

ThorpedoUK · 15 Nov 2009 at 01:57

Why would he do that?

"I just want to see my cat one more time"

sniffy · 15 Nov 2009 at 07:46

She looks like a cross between a human and a chimp, really unevolved looking.

Destination · 15 Nov 2009 at 09:20

sniffy said:
She looks like a cross between a human and a chimp, really unevolved looking.

and a murderer...

Yet this unevolved creature still managed to outwit and escape from HM Prision Service. Quality work. Absolute genious levels of intelligence there.

deadite66 · 15 Nov 2009 at 10:10

any criminal on day release should have an electronic ankle tag on imo.

Saundie · 15 Nov 2009 at 10:27

It's good to know that Bethlem holds mentally ill killers, considering the fact that it's opposite a school. I walk by it quite regularly and often wonder how easy it'd be to escape, I guess this answers my question :|

grudas · 15 Nov 2009 at 10:35

why dont they just let them all out and say have a nice day... come back at 10pm... :/

teaboy5 · 15 Nov 2009 at 11:08

James_N said:
You never know who is reading! so as you were

So why bother posting that comment in the first place. You knew people would ask and you knew you wouldn't answer.

Mr_Moose · 15 Nov 2009 at 11:13

grudas said:
why dont they just let them all out and say have a nice day... come back at 10pm... :/

Dont know about England but come to Scotland, we've got a lovely little thing called 'open prisons'!!!
for example

Code:

http://news.stv.tv/scotland/97065-hawk-on-the-run-from-open-prison/

. I'm constantly amazed at our prison system

Combat squirrel · 15 Nov 2009 at 11:16

"andy" said:
just dont pay council tax for a bit !

spot on, this gets you the most serious prison time in the UK, after all its the middle finger up at the authorities and they wont be having that in there country, *cough* i mean our democracy.

Von Smallhausen · 15 Nov 2009 at 11:45

ThorpedoUK said:
Thats true

Fake your own death then claim the insurance??

You can noo that ?