Voicemail from Iran

Jono8 · 21 Nov 2009 at 00:42

he is asking you to take delivery of your new palestinian alarm clock...

shimy182 · 21 Nov 2009 at 01:01

Here with my Iranian friend (genuine) and the lady says

" Darling (aimed towards female), I just called to see how you are getting along, and I need to talk to you"
So, sorry for the anti climax. no love here.....

EDIT: he told me to take the b word out

AMDPower · 21 Nov 2009 at 01:07

shimy182 said:
Here with my Iranian friend (genuine) and the lady says

" Darling (aimed towards female), I just called to see how you are getting along, and I need to talk to you"
So, sorry for the anti climax. no love here.....

EDIT: he told me to take the b word out

ehh thats not exactly what she said. She asked her to ring back, because she had something to discuss..

Darling (aimed towards female)

not 100% correct.

Margaret · 21 Nov 2009 at 01:23

The Iranian fellow was asking the following...

"Is it a Bugatti Veyron?"

Vanquish-Storm · 21 Nov 2009 at 02:32

She was calling from IBM IT Support asking if you still had that "ticking" sound coming from your PC

Nash · 21 Nov 2009 at 02:57

I'm surprised so many people on OcUK can speak Farsi. Tell me your stories of how you know to

qqg3 · 21 Nov 2009 at 08:10

"I found Higgs Boson, please call back."

I think...

Cosimo · 21 Nov 2009 at 09:12

You should be honoured to receive a call from the Ayatollah, he wants your soul.

Westyfield2 · 21 Nov 2009 at 20:26

Cheers all. Some of those cracked me up!

Impressive how many people here know Farsi.... I'd never even heard of it as that but only as Persian!

shimy182 said:
So, sorry for the anti climax. no love here.....

Disappionted at the lack of Nukes, but not with the loving..... already got one foreign lover

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Mr. Anderson · 21 Nov 2009 at 20:30

lambda said:
OMG he is probably a terroist.. he is afterall from the middle east

Better send your phone to MI5 ASAP!!!

6 not 5.