Resident Wing mirror spider?

Next time park with your door open. Then approach with caution, shut the door with a long stick, and torch the car. It's the only way to be sure.
 
You're going to be scared ****less about touching your car handles without poking them with a stick first now :)

I'm happy I'm not in Australia, land of spiders and a million other species of 'orrible that you'd not want to find on your pillow watching you when you wake up ;)
 
To be honest if I touched the handle and that monster crawled out I'd probably fall into a crouching position and rock back and forth.
 
You should be able to buy tubes of insects from your local pet store, one every couple of days should be suffice. He can be your little mascot.
 
Got a pressure washer? Spray it out of the door handle, then pin it on the driveway and use the high pressure to get up close and personal and cut various body parts off it, laughing like a morbid fool while you do it.
 
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