Creepy eBay listing

POB · 23 Nov 2009 at 10:47

Found this listing looking at a sellers other items.

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Karens-Bonnie...ptZUK_Doll_Bears_Dolls_EH?hash=item20ae308083

Really creepy, looks accurate, but what would you want one for :confused:

JBuk · 23 Nov 2009 at 10:51

Take one to Lithuania and film it being thrown off a bridge for much rage

Fenris · 23 Nov 2009 at 10:51

That is possibly the most horrifying thing I have ever seen.

Also the most potentially hilarious, imagine the possibilities...Baby falling from roof, Baby run over by car, Baby accidentally dropped into industrial paper shredder....

xb8browney · 23 Nov 2009 at 10:52

There was a documentary on these before. People spending serious amounts of money on them.

mac1st3 · 23 Nov 2009 at 10:52

pretty freaky, you expect it to open it's eyes like a horror film or something :eek:

Marine Iguana · 23 Nov 2009 at 10:52

Think of the lolz to be had with one.

Fenris · 23 Nov 2009 at 10:56

New idea.

Find someone who owns one and when they are asleep or in another room, move it.

After about 2 weeks of doing this, move it onto their pillow while they are sleeping and play the sound of a baby crying until they wake up.

ENDLESS HILLARITY!

You know I may even buy one, these things are comedy gold.

antijoke · 23 Nov 2009 at 10:57

Why is it crepy? It's a doll.

Fenris · 23 Nov 2009 at 10:58

anticonscience said:
Why is it crepy? It's a doll.

A realistic doll of a baby.

And what is possibly the single creepiest thing possible? Babies.

NEW IDEA: Re-enact the ceiling crawl from Train Spotting on someone stoned but not stoned enough to think it's a hallucination.

Naffa · 23 Nov 2009 at 10:59

As others have said... Just imagine what you could do with one of them.

Imagine, Christmas morning, swapping it out with a friends baby or something.

Actually, that's not very nice...

But I'm sure lots of lol can be achieved with it.

antijoke · 23 Nov 2009 at 10:59

Realistic my ass, I bet it sleeps all the way through the night not making a peep.

PhillyDee · 23 Nov 2009 at 11:00

xb8browney said:
There was a documentary on these before. People spending serious amounts of money on them.

I saw that. Some very very wierd people out there.
They go to the expense of buying everything a baby would have. They change nappies on them (Why??? Oh why???). They even take them for walks with a pram, and speak to other people as if they are real . . . . . :confused:

BigglesPiP · 23 Nov 2009 at 11:04

wood chipper.

Fenris · 23 Nov 2009 at 11:07

BigglesPiP said:
wood chipper.

You see the problem would be lack of blood coming out of the back...

Unless you filled it with pig innards or something, however I think that would be a bit too morbin to the funny for anyone.

J.T · 23 Nov 2009 at 11:08

Those things are just wrong!

Indie · 23 Nov 2009 at 11:09

i dislike this....

sbi5ar · 23 Nov 2009 at 11:09

xb8browney said:
There was a documentary on these before. People spending serious amounts of money on them.

That was one weird program with some very weird people on it

grudas · 23 Nov 2009 at 11:13

JBuk said:
Take one to Lithuania and film it being thrown off a bridge for much rage

Geek. · 23 Nov 2009 at 11:16

that's just sick!

Col_M · 23 Nov 2009 at 11:18

Lob it into a lion/tiger cage at a zoo