I read this as "want to buy a 1 year old"![]()
I read the title as "Want to buy a 1 year old", was about to call you sick......
Money in the bank 
Wasn't just me then.
Get her a picture book or something, it's a 1 year old, they aren't going to be grateful or thank you, so who cares, they're too stupid to know what it is anyway.
This. What can 1 year olds do?A cardboard box and some wrapping paper.
I read this as "want to buy a 1 year old"![]()

I read this as "want to buy a 1 year old"![]()

I read the title as "Want to buy a 1 year old"

The Very Hungry Caterpillar
It is THE best kids book of all time
- Pea0n