**** Official OCUK Rap Battle ****

[Sawell]

So i'm sittin' on my laptop browsing OCUK
Should be doing work but I 'aint feeling it today

Looking for some rhymers to come join me in warfare
to show the users here that that we know more than just hardware

It 'aint about your GPU, your CPU or RAM
It aint about getting the best 3D score that you can
It 'aint about your frags or your number of head shots
It's all about the lyrics that you spin 'til your brain locks

So hit the quick reply with your best rap addition
Make sure it's worthy, that's the only condition

 

[Greenlizard0]

There was once a lady from natucket
Who looked at this thread and thought **** it.

 

[Dark_Angel]

There is a man call Sawell.
When he creates a thread everyone just says "Oh NOES!"

 

[Stewy]

I died a little inside when i saw the thread title.
oh oh poor Sawell...

 

[Morgoth]

I got 99 problems and this thread is one.

 

[Nimzicki]

If only El Razur (was that his name?!) were still here.

 

[The Dread Pirate]

Wheres Gilly when you need him!

 

[starfighter]

My rap style is nasty, just like when i smash a pastie.

 

[z0mbi3]

There was a young woman from Venus whose body was shaped like a penis.

 

[Sawell]

There was once a lady from natucket
Who looked at this thread and thought **** it.

Yo I think you missed the part where I said make it good
I like you lizard man, but now you're up in my hood

So you better check that attitude and turn it right round
Cause I aint a fan of players who don't go in for a pound

There is a man call Sawell.
When he creates a thread everyone just says "Oh NOES!"

Angel aint no rhymer, he's falling at the first
Better pack your bags before I call you a hurst

 

[Cybermyk]

It's too late to give out presents on the feast of Stephen
So I plan to do my wrapping on the Christmas evening.

Word

 

[Hamster]

Is the OP rap supposed to be sung in the style of Louis Theroux?

Warning: Contains titties

 

[Tunney]

Ban tbh.

 

[The Dread Pirate]

Couldn't find the thread

 

[Cuchulain]

Sawell =

 

[Saundie]

Today's dose of disappointment is bought to you by Sawell.

 

[The Dread Pirate]

Today's dose of disappointment is bought to you by Sawell.

... the letter A and the word Fail!

 

[Dark_Angel]

Yo I think you missed the part where I said make it good
I like you lizard man, but now you're up in my hood

So you better check that attitude and turn it right round
Cause I aint a fan of players who don't go in for a pound



Angel aint no rhymer, he's falling at the first
Better pack your bags before I call you a hurst

Call the hurst. Your thread needs one!

 

[Cuchulain]

*ignore*

 

[Sawell]

I feel some anamosity toward the thread that I made you
All I've got to work with is as fun as a daewoo

Pull the broom out and join in the game
You'd be surprised how fun it is when you 'aint being lame