There are zombies!!

Right consumable Supplies are near to bursting, Ammunition is plentiful, Bunker is secured, defense turrets are set to auto, SAM sites Not nessesary for Zombie attack, Fuel supplies are high & M-14a Loaded and safety's off.... right I'm all set
 
My neighbour just smashed through my door, blood dripping from his mouth and his eyes were all glazed. Took me a few seconds to realise what he was and after a struggle I ran into the garden and grabbed a spade, took his head off with the spade but I think he bit me.
My leg really hurts, damnit, he got me!
Brighton is infected people!
 
Glasgow is quiet, no sign of anyone at the moment. I've been into Greggs and filled my pockets and laptop bag with sausage rolls. They had some arms in the window but I'm not really adventurous when it comes to food. Guess all the staff must have been at lunch or in a meeting or something. I left a couple of quid next to the nice fake head (really really convincing, excellent use of makeup) that was lying on the floor. They even made a whole where the brain would be :) Must be left over from halloween! Anyway, (floors a bit slippy here) I'll post another update from Glasgow as soon as. Stay safe all!
 
From the cameras I have viewing the outside world I can definitly confirm Maidenhead has been hit by the infection Smokey Jo's seems to have been overrun rather quickly however I'm still seeing resistance being put up by those who've locked themselves in the Hob Goblin and another batch of survivors up on the roof of... scratch that their barracades have been overrun. Only the survivors in the hob plus me in mah bunker seem to be alive here I'll add updates as they come.
 
My wife went for supplies. She's come back and is screaming that she wasn't bitten, but 'cut her arm by accident'. She won't let me check out the wound.

So I locked her in the cellar, but her whining is driving me insane and I don't know how to get food in to her without risking her biting me ... Shall I just shoot her?
 
britboy4321 said:
My wife went for supplies. She's come back and is screaming that she wasn't bitten, but 'cut her arm by accident'. She won't let me check out the wound.

So I locked her in the cellar, but her whining is driving me insane and I don't know how to get food in to her without risking her biting me ... Shall I just shoot her?
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Shoot her then give her the food, that way theres no complications, and you wont get bitten. Then use her body as bait to lure the zombies into a corner and go rambo style on there asses.
 
This thread has enlightened me as to the existence of 'The Zombie Survival Guide' by Max Brookes, which i received this morning in the post. So thank you.
Will get reading tonight so that i do not slow anyone down, and hopefully i can construct a plan before the nearing zombie apocalypse reaches Northampton. *fingers crossed*
 
Mr Ted could you please provide me a distraction somewhere in maidenhead for a couple o minutes because duiring the planning of my Bunker I forgot to install one vital thing The toilet, I havn't been for 2 days straight now and I really need to go for a wee.
 
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