Hypothetical revenge

geuben · 2 Dec 2009 at 23:49

As per the thread title, this all hypothetical

If I were to want to enact some revenge to an individual who is an inconsiderate bleep bleep what would you lot suggest, all within the law of course. I wouldn't want to get my hypothetical self arrested now.

Some information that I have on the hypothetical person I wish to enact my hypothetical revenge on:

Name
Address
Mobile Number
E-mail
Place of work
Account Number
Sort code
Access to his wireless internet

Brainstorm away! (I know it's not PC to say brainstorm, but I can't remember the alternative).

Le_Petit_Lapin · 2 Dec 2009 at 23:50

Mercury through letterbox obviously.

TipTop · 2 Dec 2009 at 23:51

geuben said:
all within the law of course.

NVM.

Amnesia · 2 Dec 2009 at 23:51

horses head next to his pillow ?

geuben · 2 Dec 2009 at 23:52

Le_Petit_Lapin said:
Mercury through letterbox obviously.

Damage to property (stain) and attempted poisoning (maybe)? my hypothetical self would be a bit worried about that. Plus there's the likelyhood that they wouldn't get it.

shauncr91 · 2 Dec 2009 at 23:54

Spam household address by signing up to free stuff, order pizzas to house etc.

robmiller · 2 Dec 2009 at 23:56

geuben said:
Brainstorm away! (I know it's not PC to say brainstorm, but I can't remember the alternative).

i wonder what political correctness has to say about harassment? probably not as much as this hypothetical guy's hypothetical lawyer, i suppose

Azza · 2 Dec 2009 at 23:56

Sign his email up to lots of gay dating websites, mailing lists etc

Why would you want to enact this hypothetical revenge?

Marky · 2 Dec 2009 at 23:57

geuben said:
Brainstorm away! (I know it's not PC to say brainstorm, but I can't remember the alternative).

Mindshower

Angst · 2 Dec 2009 at 23:58

if the hypothetical you has got his account number and sort code couldnt you donate a lot of money to charity?

geuben · 3 Dec 2009 at 00:07

robmiller said:
i wonder what political correctness has to say about harassment? probably not as much as this hypothetical guy's hypothetical lawyer, i suppose

Calm down, It's all in jest.

Looking at the big picture, what this guy did isn't very serious, it's just that now he's started getting angry at me and trying to make me out as the bad guy in the whole situation even though I'm the one who suffered huge inconvenience and arguably financial expense (not large amounts but still).

Angst · 3 Dec 2009 at 00:09

geuben said:
Calm down, It's all in jest.

Looking at the big picture, what this guy did isn't very serious, it's just that now he's started getting angry at me and trying to make me out as the bad guy in the whole situation even though I'm the one who suffered huge inconvenience and arguably financial expense (not large amounts but still).

you mean the hypothetical you

WalesOwl · 3 Dec 2009 at 00:11

Ask random people that he doesn't know to phone his mobile asking for Mary.

Then escalate this by having them phone his home then send emails and so forth.

Access to his wireless internet

Download all of SG1 in HD using his connection.

geuben · 3 Dec 2009 at 00:11

phill0i said:
you mean the hypothetical you

First post, first line. The whole thread is hypothetical

mac1st3 · 3 Dec 2009 at 00:11

Hypothetically order him a male stripper, or you can get people who sing messages to people, get a live action rick roll going, order a lot of adult material to his work and home (free catalogues etc)

geuben · 3 Dec 2009 at 00:12

WalesOwl said:
Ask random people that he doesn't know to phone his mobile asking for Mary.

Have you been watching the Mentalist?

robmiller · 3 Dec 2009 at 00:12

geuben said:
Calm down, It's all in jest.

Looking at the big picture, what this guy did isn't very serious, it's just that now he's started getting angry at me and trying to make me out as the bad guy in the whole situation even though I'm the one who suffered huge inconvenience and arguably financial expense (not large amounts but still).

Take the moral high ground, then, and feel comfortably self-satisfied about it all as he rails in vain against your bastion of smugness looking like a total nutcase

Angst · 3 Dec 2009 at 00:13

geuben said:
First post, first line. The whole thread is hypothetical

but in order for it to stay hypothetical you keep having to refer to the people as "the hypothetical"

geuben · 3 Dec 2009 at 00:14

robmiller said:
Take the moral high ground, then, and feel comfortably self-satisfied about it all as he rails in vain against your bastion of smugness looking like a total nutcase

I hope never to see or hear from him again after this weekend, so I won't get to see him looking like a total nutcase.

WalesOwl · 3 Dec 2009 at 00:15

geuben said:
Have you been watching the Mentalist?

YES!

lol it's a brilliant series!

P.S. woot 400