**The Official Jokes Thread-Post Your Favorite Jokes Here.

minikayslay · 9 Dec 2009 at 11:25

I thought it would be a nice idea to start up a dedicated thread to jokes and famous lines.

So we can all have a Giggle

Post all your favorite and Funniest jokes here!

iamdjdz · 9 Dec 2009 at 11:27

What have winnie the pooh and john the baptist got in common?

Their middles names.

(thought I'd get off to a rubbish start

)

minikayslay · 9 Dec 2009 at 11:30

OMG LOL

made me laugh tho

Gishee · 9 Dec 2009 at 11:33

Whats red and sits in the corner?

A Naughty Strawberry.

BEST JOKED EVAH!

minikayslay · 9 Dec 2009 at 11:34

Heres one:
What's the last thing you usually hear before a redneck dies? "Hey, y'all ... Watch this!"

The Dread Pirate · 9 Dec 2009 at 11:35

A man walks into a bar...

...sits down, orders a pint and has a rather pleasent evening!

Timdog · 9 Dec 2009 at 11:36

What's blue and isn't funny?

This thread

iamdjdz · 9 Dec 2009 at 11:37

What's pink and fluffy?

Embarrassed white fluff.

minikayslay · 9 Dec 2009 at 11:39

thats quite good actually.

minikayslay · 9 Dec 2009 at 11:42

Timdog said:
What's blue and isn't funny?

This thread

This thread can only get better by people adding good jokes.

......
Lee Evans Quote:
WHY DO POEPLE ALWAYS SAY DRIVE SAFELY WE YOU LEAVE THEIR HOUSE?

WE SHOULD SAY THE SAME THING BACK TO THEM>>>BE CARELY IN YOUR HOUSE

with a quality face to match

jak731 · 9 Dec 2009 at 11:42

where are the jokes?

minikayslay · 9 Dec 2009 at 11:42

Wheres my car keys, wheres my ******* car keys??
TRY TO THINK BACK TO WHERE YOU WERE WHEN YOU LAST SAW THEM!!
If i knew that i wouldnt be *******asking would i??? lol

Fully star out swearing.

iamdjdz · 9 Dec 2009 at 11:44

minikayslay said:
Lee Evans Quote:
WHY DO POEPLE ALWAYS SAY DRIVE SAFELY WE YOU LEAVE THEIR HOUSE?

WE SHOULD SAY THE SAME THING BACK TO THEM>>>BE CARELY IN YOUR HOUSE with a quality face to match

Can I just ask something here...?

What?

Oh and another joke:

What do you get when you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?

A wolly jumper.

Deep · 9 Dec 2009 at 11:46

Why did the mexican take his wife to the mountain?

Tequila

Fenris · 9 Dec 2009 at 11:50

Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability.

slambo69 · 9 Dec 2009 at 11:50

My fingers are broken so I'm having to type this with my penis.

It's quite hard.

minikayslay · 9 Dec 2009 at 11:57

ordinaryjoe · 9 Dec 2009 at 12:26

minikayslay, please fully star out your swearies.

Blind man walks into a music shop

buddum tish