Supermarket scam, be careful.

Mr Jack · 9 Dec 2009 at 12:17

Nice.

Egon · 9 Dec 2009 at 12:29

I liked. The mental images alone means this thread delivers

bsoltan · 9 Dec 2009 at 12:36

That was a good one. Great success.

BruceLee · 9 Dec 2009 at 12:41

joke is so old, in fact it was one of the first things the Enigma machine decoded during the war

Still, as I'm in Leamington Spa I may have to pop to the shops

MrSix · 9 Dec 2009 at 12:48

L0rdMike said:
Were they 5 years old?

MrSix said:
Basically two seriously good-looking voluptuous 20-21 year-old girls came over to my car

mikeFail.

gillywibble · 9 Dec 2009 at 13:54

Older than the European Union.

L0rdMike · 9 Dec 2009 at 13:55

MrSix said:
mikeFail.

They wouldnt fit in the back of an MR2.

Naffa · 9 Dec 2009 at 13:57

So so satisfying.

Coldzero · 9 Dec 2009 at 13:57

ahaha

LeoN88 · 9 Dec 2009 at 14:00

i like

ntg · 9 Dec 2009 at 14:10

Tefal said:
i guess neither of you read the last line

I guess that after reaching this line:

my windscreen and I'm not kidding their breasts were almost falling out of their T-shirts

Their vision became all blurry because of lack of blood circulation above the waist (there you see the benefits of being able to type without looking!).

philstanbridge · 9 Dec 2009 at 14:18

I know its old but its excellent. I am almost crying with laughter here.

toon_mad · 9 Dec 2009 at 14:52

Lucky sod

J1234 · 9 Dec 2009 at 14:54

Haha, excellent, not heard that before.

MikeHunt79 · 9 Dec 2009 at 15:19

AlTcApS said:
lol do you keep going back to get wallet stolen just so you can get some girls to rub themselves all over you?

edit: - I was to excited about naked girls to notice the humour

funnier than the joke!

sniffy · 9 Dec 2009 at 15:38

haha

AlTcApS said:
lol do you keep going back to get wallet stolen just so you can get some girls to rub themselves all over you?

edit: - I was to excited about naked girls to notice the humour

omfg I nearly burst. Bwhahahaha

Calabi · 9 Dec 2009 at 16:22

Joke was good.

Locke · 9 Dec 2009 at 16:29

Finally a good thread

Thanks

toon_mad · 9 Dec 2009 at 16:29

the ironic twist is they are probably 30 years old swedish transvetites or something

Knubje · 9 Dec 2009 at 16:30

I honestly doubt your intellect MrSix, I mean, have you not reported this to the Police? How can you be scammed multiple times on multiple days, yet alone dates?!

The fact that you can be drawn into the same scam just reeks of "learn your lesson". Buying cheap replacement wallets isn't going to make the problem go away and you are wasting money.

Next time you have them in your car, drive straight to the local Police station so these criminals can be dealt with in the appropriate manner!