***Official Left 4 Dead 2 Thread***

ben90 said:
Need a skilled player for team versus now, steams in sig.

Edit- full now, can still add me if you want :D
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i recomend you start a group chate and get as many decent players as possible in that are up for a full game and then go to lobby then server. saves loads of randoms./
 
Delboy said:
I have one simple question....Why would you want to pay money to play the game like that?
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Thats what I think, I mean the game isn't that competitive.

You dont get points for killing more zombies or win the round by having the highest kills.

Its plainly obvious to anyone your cheating when using it and so again why would anyone want to do that.

The entire point of L4D is the franticness of being able to organise your team and dodge hordes not racking up a kill bonus.

CHEATFAIL
 
Tefal said:
i recomend you start a group chate and get as many decent players as possible in that are up for a full game and then go to lobby then server. saves loads of randoms./
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Tis what we usually do, usually our usual 4 that always play but couldnt get one for a while today.
 
And on that note, new spray time!

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Valve said:
[-]December 9, 2009 - Left 4 Dead 2 Update Released

Updates to Left 4 Dead 2 have been released. The updates will be applied automatically when your Steam client is restarted. These and all previous fixes will be coming to the 360 later this month. The major changes include:

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Changed rules for ghost placement in Scavenge Mode

Player controlled Special Infected are no longer forced to un-crouch and lock strafe when they crouch attack

Spitter spit that damages players on a moving elevator will now fizzle quickly

Allow the survivor and infected to rotate the camera yaw while being attacked by a Charger or Smoker

Smoker that has dragged a survivor to the end now gets the same cinematic flashlight as the Hunter and Charger

Fixed a crash in physics

Updated the Charger's hit boxes

Updated the Jockey's hit boxes

Updated the Spitter's hit boxes

Fixed player health on being revived after a Charger slam over a high ledge

Fixed versus scores not resetting after a vote to change campaigns

Fixed being able to use defibrillator on dead players who were far above or below you

Fixed pink glow on dead survivors

Fixed being able to hold crouch while incapped to get better weapon accuracy

Fixed players pushing against some props causing them to accumulate downward velocity and then take falling damage when they let go of the forward key

Fixed a case where an incapped survivor inside a rescue vehicle would trigger both the escape sequence and a round restart

Fixed the helping hand from getting stuck when extended
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c:\Program Files\Steam\steamapps\common\left 4 dead 2\left4dead2\sound\music\flu\jukebox\re_your_brains.wav

Lyrics:

Heya Tom, it's Bob
from the office down the hall.
It's good to see you buddy,
how've you been?
Things have been good for me,
except that I'm a zombie now.
I really wish you'd let us in.

I think I speak for all of us,
when I say I understand;
why you folks might hesitate,
to submit to our demands.
But here's an FYI:
you're all gonna die, screaming!

All we want to do is eat your brains!
We're not unreasonable,
I mean, no-one's gonna eat your eyes.
All we want to do is eat your brains!
We're at an impasse here,
maybe we should compromise:
If you open up the doors,
we'll all come inside and eat your brains!

I don't want to nitpick Tom,
but is this really your plan?
Spend your whole life,
locked inside a mall?
Maybe that's okay for now,
but someday you'll be out of food and guns.
And you'll have to make the call.
I'm surprised to see you haven't
thought it through enough.
You never had the head for all that,
bigger picture stuff.
But Tom that's what I do.
And I plan on eating you, slowly!

All we want to do is eat your brains!
We're not unreasonable,
I mean, no-one's gonna eat your eyes.
All we want to do is eat your brains!
We're at an impasse here,
maybe we should compromise:
If you open up the doors,
we'll all come inside and eat your brains!

I'd like to help you Tom in anyway I can.
I sure appreciate the way you're working with me.
I'm not a monster Tom.
Well, technically I am.
I guess I am.

Gotta another meeting Tom,
maybe we could rap it up?
I know we'll get to common ground somehow.
Meanwhile I'll report back to my colleagues
who are chewing on the doors.
I guess we'll table this for now.
I'm glad to see you take constructive
criticism well.
Thank you for your time, I know
we're all busy as Hell.
And we'll put this thing to bed,
when I bash your head open!

All we want to do is eat your brains!
We're not unreasonable,
I mean, no-one's gonna eat your eyes.
All we want to do is eat your brains!
We're at an impasse here,
maybe we should compromise:
Open up the doors,
we'll all come inside and eat your brains!

<3
 
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Hello! Long-ish time OCUK shopper, first time OCUK poster!

My attention has turned towards 8v8 Versus more and more the past couple of weeks and there aren't that many good servers running it currently for us Brits. So, I'd like to take part in the odd 8v8 night, if that's alright! Space, permitting, of course!

I've read through the guidelines and such and will ensure not to join unless a game is up and running, rather than mess it all up for everyone. (Although many of the other 8v8 servers seem to work okay without having to go through a lobby first? Or do they have proprietary configs that they aren't sharing just yet?).

Anyway, I'm an easy-going player who'll play the game in the spirit it was intended in - killing all sons of ******* :D (can we say ******* here? I guess I just did!)

I'm up for any other variant of L4D2 as well: Steam ID is giant_frying_pan, although I'm in the OcUK groups as well, so no need to add me until I've proven my worthiness in the heat of battle, or something!

Look forward to some smashing 8v8 games. If you'll have me, that is!
 
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