KFC sign generator

[5ingh]

 

[snowdog]

How much do I hate you now?

I'm still eating, nice and slowly, enjoying this gift from the gods:

 

[EdGey]

KFC is horrible

Their chips are soggy as hell. Id sooner put my money in the drain.

 

[Robbo]

KFC is horrible

Their chips are soggy as hell. Id sooner put my money in the drain.

To be fair, you dont go there for the chips.

 

[_lecro_]

Too busy for KFC.. ill be spending all my time at church

 

[[TW]Fox]

Wicked zinger meal please with fanta and gravy. Oh and go large.
I'll give you the money, don't worry

It was shut

Ended up going to McDonalds. Which was interesting.

'Double quarter pounder meal please'
'Dont do this until midnight mate'
'Errr what? Its quarter to midnight, does it really matter?'
'Cant do it'
'Its a burger with... some more burger in it. What possible reason is there for you not to do it?'
'Only after midnight'
'Look im not exactly asking for a Bacon roll am I?'

He gave in.

 

[Gackt]

Corporate drones.

 

[Nash]

Why would they only do them after midnight? Strange!

 

[davethe11]

the guy had probably seen Falling Down

 

[[TW]Fox]

Why would they only do them after midnight? Strange!

Late night menu or something

 

[Clarkey]

My local KFC

 

[Viper²]

What was the menu at 11:45?

 

[marc2003]

All KFC chickens are manually beaten to death, because this is the most economical way to harvest animals for a massive company like them.

maybe they should use the jingle from cluckin' bell (fictional fast food outlet in the GTA games)

"if you enjoyed it, the chicken didn't die in vain".

 

[[TW]Fox]

What was the menu at 11:45?

The normal menu.

I think he gave in because he realised how stupid it would be to make me reverse out of the drivethrough over something so retarded.

 

[GolfNovember90]

is it just me thats craving a KFC after reading this?

 

[Viper²]

The normal menu.

I think he gave in because he realised how stupid it would be to make me reverse out of the drivethrough over something so retarded.

Should've turned your engine off and sat at the window for 15 minutes.

... if you weren't hungry of course.

 

[Nitefly]

When I worked in KFC I used to make an 'ultimate tower' burger.

2 fillet burgers, 3 hash browns, 4 slices of cheese, plus some ketchup, mayonnaise and lettuce - all in one yummy bun. Omnommynomnomnom!

Actually, I think I topped it up with mini fillet burgers too. Awesomely fat

 

[Pestilence]

When I worked in KFC I used to make an 'ultimate tower' burger.

2 fillet burgers, 3 hash browns, 4 slices of cheese, plus some ketchup, mayonnaise and lettuce - all in one yummy bun. Omnommynomnomnom!

Actually, I think I topped it up with mini fillet burgers too. Awesomely fat

Delish! Eat it, then lie back and feel yourself slipping into the most self-satisfied coma that ever existed, lol.

 

[diverse180]

 

[Viper²]

^LMAO!