buy a kilt and a novelty ginger beard with tartan hat, prance around playing the bagpipes while doing kickups with a haggis.
Genuine LOL.

buy a kilt and a novelty ginger beard with tartan hat, prance around playing the bagpipes while doing kickups with a haggis.
[FnG]magnolia;15509146 said:1. Go to Easterhouse.
2. Shout "I'm English, you soft northern monkeys!"
3. ????
4. Profit!
dont go out after dark
serious
Come to my house and ill show you a good time![]()
But it's never really light in the winter at all?
How much of a soft southern wuss are you?
When I was a student I worked in a kilt shop and a couple of guys came in looking to buy kilts to go to a 'fancy' wedding. It was so 'fancy' they were going to buy new shirts too! I would have laughed, but I was too frightened.
I think it's OK to be frightened of any country that has a knife as an official part of it's national dress.
Meet me at the station, wear nothing but a bow tie so I know it's you.Come to my house and ill show you a good time![]()