Things to do in Glasgow

Don't forget your stab vest!



Only kidding, Glasgow's no Edinburgh but it's still great:cool:
 
[FnG]magnolia;15509146 said:
1. Go to Easterhouse.
2. Shout "I'm English, you soft northern monkeys!"
3. ????
4. Profit!

PROFIT FROM THE YEARS OF INCAPACITY BENEFIT LOLOLOLOLOLOL.
*is one from glasgow after a night out on the tiles :P, thank the lord for spellchecker..
 
Get a pasty from Greggs, sit in St. Enoch square and mope because you're life's took that bad of a turn that you've ended up on a trip to Glasgow.
 
dont go out after dark

serious

But it's never really light in the winter at all?

How much of a soft southern wuss are you?

When I was a student I worked in a kilt shop and a couple of guys came in looking to buy kilts to go to a 'fancy' wedding. It was so 'fancy' they were going to buy new shirts too! I would have laughed, but I was too frightened.

I think it's OK to be frightened of any country that has a knife as an official part of it's national dress.
 
But it's never really light in the winter at all?

How much of a soft southern wuss are you?

When I was a student I worked in a kilt shop and a couple of guys came in looking to buy kilts to go to a 'fancy' wedding. It was so 'fancy' they were going to buy new shirts too! I would have laughed, but I was too frightened.

I think it's OK to be frightened of any country that has a knife as an official part of it's national dress.

im from glasgow mate, was being sarcy ;)
 
Come to my house and ill show you a good time ;)
Meet me at the station, wear nothing but a bow tie so I know it's you.

Anyways thanks for the replies guys... Leaving in about 10 mins, I've been before and haven't been knifed yet... But at least if I do I'll post the scars up on the forums :D
 
actually the people who get knifed are the ones who look like they are going to knife you, usually only happens when a group of young guys pass another group of young guys.. id say 99% of the time alcohol is involved (hence not going out at night)

you will get the odd nutjob who if you look at them at all they will just want to fight you for no reason and unfortunately if they happen to be carrying a knife you might get unlucky.

glasgow isnt as bad as a lot of people here are making out, you just need to avoid certain areas but you will be fine during the day in crowded areas, just dont go walking about near any high rise flats at 12 at night haha, other than that you will be fine :) plenty to see and do in glasgow
 
On the train now and there's quite a stunner sat opposite me and I almost spat coke all over her when the guy on the other side of the train dropped his iphone all over, I almost lold

And the train wifi takes me to google.se ?!
 
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A visit to the botanic gardens with a ladyfriend is quite nice, - Theres a few pictures I've taken there on my blog.
Also, ice skating in George Square is on now.

Edit: is it my laptop or is the text in our signatures going into 2 lines instead of 1?
 
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I remember people telling me about watching my back in Glasgow - and then I went and I was very impressed. I mean, obviously if your going to walk into a rough area in the middle of the night ANYWHERE in the world you are probably going to feel pain, Glasgow is probably no different.

But yes, Glasgow is great, people are nice and there is a very buzzing vibe to the place, I would definitely go again some day!
 
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