Thursday joke

Stop me if you've heard this one... Jesus Christ walks into a Hotel
*bang*
Ow! He hands the innkeeper three nails, and he asks...
*bang*
Can you put me up for the night!

+ cookie for who ever says the reference first As y'all know it!
 
Jesus walks into a bar, slaps 3 nails on the counter, and says "I found these outside, if a small child got hold of one it could be dangerous, these pose a real health and safety hazard please dispose of them correctly"
 
Why do undertakers wear ties?
Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas.


Why do women fake orgasms?
Because they want to give men the impression that they have climaxed.


Two men are sitting in a pub.
One man turns to the other and says: 'Last night I saw lots of strange men
coming in and out of your wife's house.' The otherman replies: 'Yes, she
has become a prostitue to subsidise her drug habit.'


Knock Knock. "Who's there?" Not DHL thats for sure
 
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A boy asks her granny, 'Have you seen my pills, they were labelled LSD?' Granny replies, **** the pills, have you seen the dragons in the kitchen?
 
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