Chest hair removal ( Warning this thread is not for Ultra Alpha men )

I'm not going to shave my chest ever, obviously you have to groom the lions mane to keep the ladies happy, and as she has a shaven haven I have a shaven sac.

We have an arrangement.
 
THIS is how to wear chest hair .........

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Real men actually encourage hair growth! We smother ourselves in mustard...

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And not that isn't me. My hairyness pales in comparison! :eek:
 
When I was a teenager I used to shave my own head with a pair of clippers, One day after shaving my head I thought sod it and shaved my chest hair, I was scratching for days after that lol. I didn't learn my lesson though as a few months ago I trimmed my pubes with a pair of scissors and man I was walking around scratching as if I had crabs or something. Don't do it.

Oh and another time I was shaving my head and the clippers fell apart on me(A loose screw) So I was left with a half shaved head. So I got my mum to plaster my head in Immac cream and left it on for about 20 mins then scraped it off. I was bald for 2 months lol.
 
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