Drunk boy, 4, found in street at 1.45am sipping a beer, wearing a dress he'd stolen

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A drunken four-year-old boy was found in the middle of the night wearing a little girl's dress he had stolen from beneath his neighbour's Christmas tree.

Hayden Wright was discovered in the street outside his Tennessee home at 1.45am sipping from a freshly opened can of beer.

The youngster's mother, 21-year-old April Wright, claimed he had broken through a childproof door to escape her house in Chattanooga.

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LOL. What a legend. He's gonna be "interesting" when he grows up.

His mother:

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'He wants to get in trouble so he can go to jail because that's where his daddy is.'
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She also looks like a cyber demon from Doom.

Combat characteristics

It attacks by firing barrages of three rockets. It has 4000 hit points and does not receive splash damage from explosions, making it fairly difficult to kill. It is also the fastest moving monster in the original game (The lost soul's charge attack not withstanding), and second fastest in Doom II (after the arch-vile).
 
I once went to a christmas party and some ***** had given her mysteriously present 2 year old a wkd. Her defence for it was that she had stronger stuff at home... By which it transpired she meant whisky.
 
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