rage against the x-factor - Outcome: RATM is the Christmas Number One!

arknor · 21 Dec 2009 at 23:45

he probably is reading it but soon the novelty of reading posts from teenage girls will wear off

CliffyBiro · 21 Dec 2009 at 23:46

Hen_Dawg said:
OK, I'm gonna stop looking at the joe forums.

Just seen the Happy Christmas Joe McElderry Thread

etc

He's not reading it you fools!!

I wouldn't be surprised if he is.

If he has any sense, he'll be out tapping every last one of them before his 15 mins is over.

djmc0 · 21 Dec 2009 at 23:48

A better no1 this Christmas would have been Gary Glitter - I'm the Leader of the Gang (I am)

gillywibble · 21 Dec 2009 at 23:49

Hen_Dawg said:
15.you could lick his teeth and his face and his hair LOL

Perhaps they meant 'like'?

marc2003 · 21 Dec 2009 at 23:50

a couple of jokes stolen from last.fm

I have just been to the toilet and had a Joe Mcelderry or, as I like to call it, a Christmas number 2.

Louis Walsh - "Joe will go on to sell a lot more albums than Rage have ever done". HMV have also confirmed that Joe will start work in their South Shields store on Monday.

HAz · 21 Dec 2009 at 23:53

Superewza said:
http://www.bbc.co.uk/radio1/videos/robdabank/video/091221_fairytale

Not really relevant, but i thought you might like this

Butchered

Gooner14 · 21 Dec 2009 at 23:58

FTM said:
sadly for cheryl..she's not his type...she's a woman!

Hasn't stopped her And her current husband Cashley :confused:

Naffa · 22 Dec 2009 at 00:08

marc2003 said:
a couple of jokes stolen from last.fm

They have quite literally made my day, and we're only eight minutes in.

arknor · 22 Dec 2009 at 00:11

marc2003 said:
a couple of jokes stolen from last.fm

2nd one is pretty good

FTM · 22 Dec 2009 at 00:12

Gooner14 said:
Hasn't stopped her And her current husband Cashley

yeah but she was just a 'beard' for him..marriage of convenience for her to get over the whole racsim thing when she filled in that girl

then the stories of him being unfaithful? with another woman?! purely for the tabloids to prove he's really not a stroller on Bourneville boulevard

Tefal · 22 Dec 2009 at 00:13

Hen_Dawg said:
The person who wrote these, joesahottie, has over 2300 posts on that forum!
Over 10 weeks or so so they've been averaging 30 posts a day or more all that time about Joe McElderry!? wowzers

ol i even have a Cheryl//Joe Wall in my room.

O.O

I'd be scared if i was joe or cheryl

Naffa · 22 Dec 2009 at 00:16

Right, I'm sure this is clean.

djmc0 · 22 Dec 2009 at 00:24

FTM said:
yeah but she was just a 'beard' for him..marriage of convenience for her to get over the whole racsim thing when she filled in that girl

then the stories of him being unfaithful? with another woman?! purely for the tabloids to prove he's really not a stroller on Bourneville boulevard

He also let a radio DJ stick a mobile phone up his jacksy. Apparently.

CliffyBiro · 22 Dec 2009 at 00:26

naffa said:
Right, I'm sure this is clean.

http://img197.imageshack.us/img197/5576/joeismynizz2.png[IMG][/QUOTE]

OMG, distorting the charts! And no RATM to blame it on! KICK HIM OUT!!!

Naffa · 22 Dec 2009 at 00:26

skippi90 said:
OMG, distorting the charts! And no RATM to blame it on! KICK HIM OUT!!!

Lmao, I didn't even think of that.

CliffyBiro · 22 Dec 2009 at 00:27

Oh, and the creator? Also gay.

I see a trend...

Naffa · 22 Dec 2009 at 00:30

Adam 'Vote Joe' Lewis... Sigh.... How can one person give off so much fail.

PermaBanned · 22 Dec 2009 at 00:39

HAz said:
Butchered

In what way?

2StepSteve · 22 Dec 2009 at 03:11

It is a shame that such a terrible song was put forward to attack X factor.

Instead it should have been a Christmas Classic of some sort.. anything but RATM. If it was a Christmas classic or any decent song for that matter I would have bought it.

I am in favour of putting a finger up to X factor but Bob The Builder was a better number 1 Christmas song than this RATM ****.

Tombo · 22 Dec 2009 at 03:48

We know, you keep saying it.