
I'm gonna go out, smoke a few spliffs with some mates, eat a kebab, come home, masturbate, pass out on the sofa.

I'm gonna go out, smoke a few spliffs with some mates, eat a kebab, come home, masturbate, watch family guy, pass out on the sofa.
Wow the coolness just flows out of your anus
Are you taking the mick?
There's loads of people saying they're drinking. So what If I'm smoking?
Sorry i'm not at home with a civilised family eating a huge turkey with fine silverware, sipping on expensive wine.
