Floor collapses at Weight Watchers meeting

Greenlizard0 · 15 Jan 2010 at 14:19

gillywibble said:
Ha, I'd have **** myself.

Were you there?

robgmun · 15 Jan 2010 at 14:22

Thomss said:
Frigging hell, I had to laugh at that one, poor guys lol.

+1

I get around · 15 Jan 2010 at 14:25

Ha ha, thats great. Serves em right really, paying to be told about diet and excercise?

I've lost 4lb's this week, this is my first week of weightloss and it's just been common sense. "Don't eat that biscuit" "Right, get up, get in the garage and do some cardio you fat lazy ****" "Are you full? Well stop eating" "Walk to the shop, you're low on diesel anyway!"
It's bloody easy to lose weight you ask me.

gillywibble · 15 Jan 2010 at 14:26

I get around said:
It's bloody easy to lose weight you ask me.

Bloody easy to gain it as well.

Greenlizard0 said:
Were you there?

If I could get off this couch, I'd give you a good seeing to

Nick1881 · 15 Jan 2010 at 14:33

I get around said:
Ha ha, thats great. Serves em right really, paying to be told about diet and excercise?

I've lost 4lb's this week, this is my first week of weightloss and it's just been common sense. "Don't eat that biscuit" "Right, get up, get in the garage and do some cardio you fat lazy ****" "Are you full? Well stop eating" "Walk to the shop, you're low on diesel anyway!"
It's bloody easy to lose weight you ask me.

I want to lose a few pounds, can you help?

shmacks · 15 Jan 2010 at 14:36

Poor guys, bet they are all training like mad now. Nothing says motivation like a near death experience

I get around · 15 Jan 2010 at 14:36

mr_x_plosion said:
I want to lose a few pounds, can you help?

Get off your arse, do some excercise and start eating healthy.
Nothing more to it. It's just common sense

Noel Gallagher · 15 Jan 2010 at 14:38

Skidder · 15 Jan 2010 at 14:40

I get around said:
It's bloody easy to lose weight you ask me.

......the first week!

I am 3 stone lighter than I was this time last year and have been since June. Fat people now disgust me and I mock them in the street.

SkeeterUK · 15 Jan 2010 at 14:43

Obviously the extreme weight watchers group were above them.

I get around · 15 Jan 2010 at 14:44

Skidder said:
......the first week!

I am 3 stone lighter than I was this time last year and have been since June. Fat people now disgust me and I mock them in the street.

It's easy and everyone knows it, just some people are lazy and moan about it being hard to get up off their arse and do something.
Joining weigh****chers is just an excuse to be fat if you ask me, "Oh i'm trying to lose weight" no, you just want everyone to think you're trying to lose weight.

.Lethal · 15 Jan 2010 at 14:44

argh had my wisdom teeth pulled out yesterday and that hurt grinning whilst reading that!

Casdawer · 15 Jan 2010 at 14:47

LOL, funniest thing i've read in ages!

Skidder · 15 Jan 2010 at 14:47

I get around said:
It's easy and everyone knows it, just some people are lazy and moan about it being hard to get up off their arse and do something.
Joining weigh****chers is just an excuse to be fat if you ask me, "Oh i'm trying to lose weight" no, you just want everyone to think you're trying to lose weight.

it is easy, but the first week of weight loss it does fall off - it slows down after that so all I was saying is I wouldn't get too excited about losing 4 pounds in your first week.

platypus · 15 Jan 2010 at 14:48

Heh, couldn't make it up.

I get around · 15 Jan 2010 at 14:49

Skidder said:
it is easy, but the first week of weight loss it does fall off - it slows down after that so all I was saying is I wouldn't get too excited about losing 4 pounds in your first week.

I've not finished the first week yet, hoping to shed another 2-3lb's before sunday.

Skidder · 15 Jan 2010 at 14:52

I get around said:
I've not finished the first week yet, hoping to shed another 2-3lb's before sunday.

you prob will, I did half a stone the first week

iv-tecman · 15 Jan 2010 at 14:52

I get around said:
Ha ha, thats great. Serves em right really, paying to be told about diet and excercise?

I've lost 4lb's this week, this is my first week of weightloss and it's just been common sense. "Don't eat that biscuit" "Right, get up, get in the garage and do some cardio you fat lazy ****" "Are you full? Well stop eating" "Walk to the shop, you're low on diesel anyway!"
It's bloody easy to lose weight you ask me.

That is someone thinking with some common sense if you ask me..... Its easy to lose weight, you don't need weight watchers...... lol

The story just had me lolz in the office, and got me some funny looks... lol

Tobywon · 15 Jan 2010 at 14:54

link of the week i think

I get around · 15 Jan 2010 at 15:01

I'd rather save that weigh****chers subscription money and spend it on a gym membership.

I don't get why people bother "Elsie, you're fat and lazy, stop eating all the pies, or at least eat less pies, stop sitting about watching neighbours all day and you'll lose weight, that'll be ten quid, now lets put you on the specialised zoo scales"

I mean, all my mums mates seem to do this, always saying about it. But they're still fat duffers same as when I was a kid.