Scots 'drink 46 bottles of vodka'

Lightweights ??

People in Scotland drank 25% more alcohol per head of population than individuals in England and Wales, the figures suggested

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Still... strange thing to be "proud" of :o
 
I'm guessing if alcohol were banned, the birthrate would plummet. The ginger gene would be bred out of the world population within a generation.
 
I'm guessing if alcohol were banned, the birthrate would plummet. The ginger gene would be bred out of the world population within a generation.

This is why alcohol should never be banned. The gingers are an endangered species and should not be allowed to perish! Please! We need alcohol! There's no other way for us gingers to get laid!
 
As an average I find that figure incredibly high.
Are there similar published accuarte figures for England Wales and Northern Ireland. I'd love to see the comparisons.
 
This is why alcohol should never be banned. The gingers are an endangered species and should not be allowed to perish! Please! We need alcohol! There's no other way for us gingers to get laid!

You may have a point. Plus if they are deprived of their Buckfast chaos will ensue. We'd probably have to put a few thousand to sleep just to relieve their suffering.

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You may have a point. Plus if they are deprived of their Buckfast chaos will ensue. We'd probably have to put a few thousand to sleep just to relieve their suffering.

That'd be rather nice, most that drink that are chavs any way.
 
Agreed, perhaps a buckfast giveaway could be faked in a large sealed chamber, once you've got a good crowd in there shut the doors and let the gas in.
 
Is that it? Thats not exactly a large amount.
I drink a bottle of whisky a week, plus whatever parties/ pub/ nights out have on top.

52 bottles of voddy wouldn't be much. 1 a week? Thats only 2 doubles a day, thats just relaxing in front of the telly with a couple of bevvies territory.
 
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I'm a scot and find the OP very offensive...

Anyways, I drink a large amount but have cut back recently. I think the study simply shows that us scot's know how to drink :)

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If they converted 46 bottles of vodka into beer units that would give them some quite large number.

Do they drink every day?

It's about 10 pints of strong lager per bottle, so a couple of cans in front of the telly 5 days a week is close.
Thats about average for most people I should think, except for teetotallers.
 
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