Holy Crap I Won A Ticket To The Chilcot Enquiry

platypus · 22 Jan 2010 at 21:57

This is quite exciting for a long time raffle loser such as myself.

I have a ticket for the morning session next week to see Mr Blair lie through his teeth and try and defend amongst other things his dossier on WMD, the war in Iraq, and several other things.

Hotwired · 22 Jan 2010 at 21:58

Sell the ticket for a few grand or go... choices choices...

Jokester · 22 Jan 2010 at 21:58

Please heckle him, please. You'll be an OcUK legend.

platypus · 22 Jan 2010 at 22:05

Jokester said:
Please heckle him, please. You'll be an OcUK legend.

Not sure that's worth being ejected by the police

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Could see if I could get an OcUK banner on there though!

Hen_Dawg · 22 Jan 2010 at 22:05

I'll give you £1.50 for some eggs

Azagoth · 22 Jan 2010 at 22:05

Yeah, do something stupid to make the news like lobbing an egg at the ****. Then when asked why you did it by whichever reporter, just look directly into the camera and shout "eggface" before legging it off down the road.

Greenlizard0 · 22 Jan 2010 at 22:06

Try and get as close as you can to Blair while naked.

ElliorR · 22 Jan 2010 at 22:09

Throw a shoe at him.

Hxc · 22 Jan 2010 at 22:10

"eggface tbh" sign is needed.

Hen_Dawg · 22 Jan 2010 at 22:11

ElliorR said:
Throw a shoe at him.

YES! But real fast so he can't do a sneaky Bush-dodge

Westyfield2 · 22 Jan 2010 at 22:13

Hen_Dawg said:
I'll give you £1.50 for some eggs

I'll give a fair bit more than £1.50!

LOL EGGFACE

Hotwired · 22 Jan 2010 at 22:13

ElliorR said:
Throw a shoe at him.

Azagoth said:
and shout "eggface"

This.

Biohazard · 22 Jan 2010 at 22:15

How did you get that?

Would be quite interesting to be a witness to his whole account. If you want to call it that

sjcf1 · 22 Jan 2010 at 22:26

Go for the eggface idea. You will be a legend if you do that.

Biohazard · 22 Jan 2010 at 22:26

throw your shoes at him!

SkeeterUK · 22 Jan 2010 at 22:30

Do that thing from Dogma where u stick ur hand on ur bum rub it well then handshake him or do it handle some food and give it to him.

Duke · 22 Jan 2010 at 22:32

Take a stereo with you and either:

a) Rick roll by playing Rick Astley
b) Play 'Gay Bar' by Electric Six (Let's start a war, start a nuclear war...)

kibblerok · 22 Jan 2010 at 22:35

I will chip in £100 to the egg blair fund

Dolph · 22 Jan 2010 at 22:37

Sounds like fun.

I'd suggest doing this

Are you sure you'll be able to cope with the sheer level of absolute crap in the room emanating from Blair?

platypus · 22 Jan 2010 at 22:41

Biohazard said:
How did you get that?

Would be quite interesting to be a witness to his whole account. If you want to call it that

Just applied to be in the ballot.