Problems posting the best joke ever on facebook :(

Un homme a marché dans des boulangers et a demandé un pain de pain. Le boulanger lui a demandé, "Marron ou blanc ?" Auquel il a répondu, "il est bien, ma bicyclette s'est garée à l'extérieur"

LMAO
 
turns out it google does not get it either
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after reading it again, is "brown or white" meant to be cockney rhyming slang for bike? Otherwise I'm still not sure, and if it is that then the thread title is wrong.
 
This is the worlds funniest joke if you google it

It reads as follows:
Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps: "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says: "Calm down, I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a shot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says: "OK, now what?"
 
izzy eckerslike said:
This is the worlds funniest joke if you google it

It reads as follows:
Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps: "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says: "Calm down, I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a shot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says: "OK, now what?"
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Heard it before but it does always elicit a smirk :D

The first time got a genuine LOL :)
 
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