Problems posting the best joke ever on facebook :(

Yep, given the reponses the people that have heard it before are pretending to find it funny to wind everyone else up. Could the OP go outside and find me a long stand please?
 
A man walked into a bakers and asked for a loaf of bread. The baker asked him, "Brown or white?" To which he replied, "it's ok, my bike's parked outside."

":rolleyes: So do you want white or brown?"

"white"

"good.. now get the hell out of my shop, you moron"
 
EVH said:
A man walked into a bakers and asked for a loaf of bread. The baker asked him, "Brown or white?" To which he replied, "it's ok, my bike's parked outside."

":rolleyes: So do you want white or brown?"

"white"

"good.. now get the hell out of my shop, you moron"
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Hahaha, much better :D
 
Greebo said:
Un homme a marché dans des boulangers et a demandé un pain de pain. Le boulanger lui a demandé, "Marron ou blanc ?" Auquel il a répondu, "il est bien, ma bicyclette s'est garée à l'extérieur"

LMAO
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Made me laugh more :D
 
Pretty much. It's funny for anyone who's heard the 'joke' before, because it doesn't make sense but if you pretend to get it to someone then they get very confused. This thread is very confusing and has provided me with a little bit of light entertainment.

Out before you all try and burn me at the stake :p
 
Jokes in thread are as lame as facebook...

TBH if facebook just disappeared - I'd not be concerned... lol I’ve never understood why you’d need a website to keep a tab on friends and family…

IMO if I want to keep in touch with someone, I provide my mobile number, email address and they can call me, or OMG I could call them…. Now that’s a concept.. !!
 
iv-tecman said:
Jokes in thread are as lame as facebook...

TBH if facebook just disappeared - I'd not be concerned... lol I’ve never understood why you’d need a website to keep a tab on friends and family…

IMO if I want to keep in touch with someone, I provide my mobile number, email address and they can call me, or OMG I could call them…. Now that’s a concept.. !!
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Bolded the most important part of your post. :p

As for this thread, guess we all got trick-trolled!
 
this "joke" was going roung when I was a kid 30 or so years ago, well almost identical

the point is it isn't a joke, it isn't funny and was just used to make a few folks feel "cool" by pretending it was
 
iamdjdz said:
Pretty much. It's funny for anyone who's heard the 'joke' before, because it doesn't make sense but if you pretend to get it to someone then they get very confused. This thread is very confusing and has provided me with a little bit of light entertainment.

Out before you all try and burn me at the stake :p
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I hope for the sake of everyone that you have no friends so that very few people have to endure your awful attempt at being funny...
 
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