Forums broke?

what would you lot do if ocuk forums was gone for ever ?

there would be mass destruction in this world if that ever happened.

not worth thinking about really.
 
jaybee said:
I don't get the cringe worthy unprofessional hamster related gags every time someone asks about OCUK hardware/performance throughput etc. Can we have some real feedback when things like promo deals go sour due to high demand?
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:rolleyes:

You are aware that the majority of mods don't actually work for OcUK right?

As for deals, they're listed as "first come first serve, limited amount"

sounds like you're just feeling the butthurt for not being fast enough/dawdling.
 
kylew said:
:rolleyes:

You are aware that the majority of mods don't actually work for OcUK right?

As for deals, they're listed as "first come first serve, limited amount"

sounds like you're just feeling the butthurt for not being fast enough/dawdling.
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Had it with the MSI Promo deal, the latest 2TB hard drive deal and just generally I see it way too often. It's about the oldest most cringe fest of an IT performance related gag ever and I have to bite my tongue when ever people use hamster talk at work or on forums. I'd prefer, "the database had an SQL problem" then atleast we would know. :)
 
jaybee said:
Had it with the MSI Promo deal, the latest 2TB hard drive deal and just generally I see it way too often. It's about the oldest most cringe fest of an IT performance related gag ever and I have to bite my tongue when ever people use hamster talk at work or on forums. I'd prefer, "the database had an SQL problem" then atleast we would know. :)
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it doesn't really matter does it

what i mean is....it's not our forums but ocuk and if it goes down for a few hours who are we to complain if they dont want to give a valid reason.
 
jaybee said:
I don't get the cringe worthy unprofessional hamster related gags every time someone asks about OCUK hardware/performance throughput etc. Can we have some real feedback when things like promo deals go sour due to high demand?
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I agree Werewolf didn't answer the question professionally.


Upon investigation, it was deemed that owing to lack of correct configuration to the supplementation of dietary requirements for optimal Mesocricetus Auratus efficiency was rendered ineffective and as such the process had to be terminated. We can assure members that this was done in the strictest and most ethical way possible, with honour and dignity.

Extrapolating the data and collating the information we have from the feedback monitors and logs, we have understood the root cause of the problem (after applying 6 Sigma methodology and analysis) that clearly, Mesocricetus Auratus is not a tennable source of power for optimal efficency of the forums.

As such, we have now incorporated and upgraded version, Suricata Suricatta. A far more resilient and intelligent processing and performing ability. We feel that these upgrades should provide a more stable platform from which to run the forums from, having compared them extensively, we are now confident they will provide us the solution we need.

No dietary supplements of Mars were harmed during the testing procedure.
 
Freefaller said:
I agree Werewolf didn't answer the question professionally.


Upon investigation, it was deemed that owing to lack of correct configuration to the supplementation of dietary requirements for optimal Mesocricetus Auratus efficiency was rendered ineffective and as such the process had to be terminated. We can assure members that this was done in the strictest and most ethical way possible, with honour and dignity.

Extrapolating the data and collating the information we have from the feedback monitors and logs, we have understood the root cause of the problem (after applying 6 Sigma methodology and analysis) that clearly, Mesocricetus Auratus is not a tennable source of power for optimal efficency of the forums.

As such, we have now incorporated and upgraded version, Suricata Suricatta. A far more resilient and intelligent processing and performing ability. We feel that these upgrades should provide a more stable platform from which to run the forums from, having compared them extensively, we are now confident they will provide us the solution we need.

No dietary supplements of Mars were harmed during the testing procedure.
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Ah right, my guess was pretty close then.
 
Freefaller said:
I agree Werewolf didn't answer the question professionally.


Upon investigation, it was deemed that owing to lack of correct configuration to the supplementation of dietary requirements for optimal Mesocricetus Auratus efficiency was rendered ineffective and as such the process had to be terminated. We can assure members that this was done in the strictest and most ethical way possible, with honour and dignity.

Extrapolating the data and collating the information we have from the feedback monitors and logs, we have understood the root cause of the problem (after applying 6 Sigma methodology and analysis) that clearly, Mesocricetus Auratus is not a tennable source of power for optimal efficency of the forums.

As such, we have now incorporated and upgraded version, Suricata Suricatta. A far more resilient and intelligent processing and performing ability. We feel that these upgrades should provide a more stable platform from which to run the forums from, having compared them extensively, we are now confident they will provide us the solution we need.

No dietary supplements of Mars were harmed during the testing procedure.
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didnt understand a word of that but it kinda makes sense as to what happened.
 
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