Does anyone here actually like Spam?

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Azagoth said:
OK, if "Chopped Shoulder of Pork (89%)" (just checked one of my tins), isn't meat then perhaps you could explain what it is.
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there was a programe about it, and the amount of real meat in spam was none, but it was made up of other parts that could be classified as meat.
 
mattheman said:
there was a programe about it, and the amount of real meat in spam was none, but it was made up of other parts that could be classified as meat.
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So it wasn't made from meat, but is made from other stuff also called meat?

If it is legally classified as meat, then i am happy with it!

It's not as if they leave it looking like turd. They squish it all together and add salt.
 
mattheman said:
there was a programe about it, and the amount of real meat in spam was none, but it was made up of other parts that could be classified as meat.
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If you’re that worried about it make some yourself, here is a good recipe:

Ingredients:

*One cow*
(A terminally depressed, suicidal cow that has no desire whatever to live anymore and is quite happy to sacrifice its life to be an ingredient in suspect cuisine)

*One pig*
(With a similar outlook on life to the cow)

A ten kilo slice of whale blubber
A large pot of moisturiser
A can of petrol

Utensils:

A cement mixer
A clothes peg
Two hand guns

Directions:

Put the peg on your nose and mix the petrol up with the whale blubber. Feed the pig half of this mixture, the cow the other half. Pigs will eat anything, but the cow may need some persuasion even if it's suicidal.

If all else fails, hold its nose until it moos in protest and shove it all in quickly. Give the cow a pat on the back, but don't let it give you one. Allow the animals a few hours to digest it, then take their last wills and testaments before providing each one with a hand gun.

After they shoot themselves, and you have stood for a minutes respectful silence, carve the animals up into three piles. Pile A for the bones, brains and balls, Pile B for the fat, Pile C for the best cuts. Throw Pile C away, you won't need it. Keep Pile B for when you next visit Burger King; they need all the fat they can get for their Bacon Double Cheeseburgers.

Place Pile A in the cement mixer, and turn it on. After an hour it should start to resemble spam. Taste it, and you'll tell by that feeling of faint nausea, that this is indeed Spam. But it is not yet spreadable! So Add the moisturiser until it is.

And there you have it!

:p
 
I quite like it, the latest advert is a joke though;

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Spam for an anniversary dinner? I know we're in a recession but I'd be gutted if my spouse served me spam salad on our 40th anniversary. The guy shouldn't have bothered with those fancy candles and spent the money on some real food instead.
 
I'm told I'm a freak for it, but I really like Spam and lean tinned ham, the type you have to scrape the jelly off and cut into slices. OM NOM NOM.

Makes a stonking toastie with some of Scorchio's "Nitro Naga" hot sauce.
 
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