Thursday facts/geeky joke

I liked them, although reading the old man joke I worked out the punchline from when his niece "tried with both hands".

Still a good lol though...
 
.walls said:
I don't know about your sexual encounters, but I would expect that most people's aren't what could be classes as DDoS attacks....

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Good joke though :)
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Indeed - joke fails as its not technical correct :D. Guess it depends on which definition of Distributed you use ;)

ps3ud0 :cool:
 
** Warning. This post may contain pedantry. **

Nah, a genome is way larger than 75MB. Mouse chromosome 8 is about 60MB by itself :/. Don't have any of the human chromosomes here so I can't give an accurate figure.

So ... the firewall is actually better than that says :p
 
jas72 said:
Apt for these fora.

1. One human cell contains 75MB genetic information.
2. One sperm contains a half of that; that is 37.5MB.
3. One ml of semen contains 100 million sperms.
4. In average, ejaculation lasts for 5 sec and contains 2.25 ml semen.
5. This means that the throughput of a man's member is equal to (37.5MB x 100,000,000 x 2.25)/5 = 1 687 500 000 000 000 byte/second = 1,6875 Тerabyte/sec

This means that the female eggcell withstands this DDoS attack at 1,5 terabyte per second, and only lets through one(!) data package, thereby being the best freaking hardware firewall in the world!

The downside of it is that this only small data package that it lets through, hangs the system for the whole of 9 months!
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Lies. That much data can't come off a 3.5" floppy.
 
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