How to describe what a graphics card does to a girl :S

It makes the pretty pictures on the screen.

OR

It makes the pr0n look more realistic.

OR

It helps me see the fear in the opponents eyes as I MMMMMMONSTER KILLLLLLLLLLLLL them.


All depends on what type of girl she is!
 
Simple answer: It makes pixels.

Simple-ish answer: It's a mini-computer, with it's own processor and RAM, optimised heavily for graphical calculations.
 
Just tell her a graphics card does to a computer what make-up does to her face. Basically makes everything look better...
 
Doesn't it basically add in the shadows on things to make them appear 3D? Process is actually called rendering? I don't really know myself :p:confused:
 
A GFX card is like a cult/way of life, you are more or less with ATi or nVidia and you will **** off the card you dont own to annoy the fanboys of the other team.

A GFX card gets rebranded and sold with a bigger number despite being a POS which can just about can max out its ability in Paint.
 
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why are you wasting time explaining this, your response should have been...

"It's not important, my bed's there, get in it now."
 
Nuke her from..... oh wait

Kick her in the ......... no that's not it.

Smash her........... no that's not right either

Wait, a g/f and a graphics card, that's just greedy.
 
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