How to describe what a graphics card does to a girl :S

TheVoice · 28 Jan 2010 at 19:28

"It makes things 3D" should suffice.

Clum · 28 Jan 2010 at 19:35

Stev said:
just tell the bint it draws pictures really fast

Hahahaha brilliant. You speak "woman" very well my friend!

Westyfield2 · 28 Jan 2010 at 19:40

It makes the pretty pictures on the screen.

OR

It makes the pr0n look more realistic.

OR

It helps me see the fear in the opponents eyes as I MMMMMMONSTER KILLLLLLLLLLLLL them.

All depends on what type of girl she is!

Tunney · 28 Jan 2010 at 19:57

Simple answer: It makes pixels.

Simple-ish answer: It's a mini-computer, with it's own processor and RAM, optimised heavily for graphical calculations.

neil3k · 28 Jan 2010 at 20:13

it makes pictures appear on the screen

cactuscake · 28 Jan 2010 at 20:42

Meatball said:
Where did you meet this woman?

ASDA

Orcish-Horde · 28 Jan 2010 at 20:54

Tell her it draws picture really fast and that hes should bend over the box and have a look.

I get around · 28 Jan 2010 at 20:56

Just say to her "it's the bit of the computer than makes the picture appear on the telly bit" and be done with it. You will never be able to explain properly.

Participant · 28 Jan 2010 at 21:00

Tell her you have no idea, but you'd like to explain to her the art of lovemaking instead. Mmmm yeah.

Darkst4r · 28 Jan 2010 at 21:22

Just tell her a graphics card does to a computer what make-up does to her face. Basically makes everything look better...

xJcBx · 28 Jan 2010 at 21:25

It directly corolates to how pretty she is, so she better buy you a better, newer one

Fourstar · 28 Jan 2010 at 21:32

Anominity said:
graphics resolutions HD shading textures.
Argh, frustrating!

Sounds like buzzword bingo. No wonder the poor lass was confused!

Always KISS first

cactuscake said:
ASDA

Dr.EM · 28 Jan 2010 at 21:32

Doesn't it basically add in the shadows on things to make them appear 3D? Process is actually called rendering? I don't really know myself

Chojin · 28 Jan 2010 at 21:38

How to describe what a graphics card does to a girl

Makes them weak at the knees

Cosimo · 28 Jan 2010 at 21:41

Dr.EM said:
Doesn't it basically add in the shadows on things to make them appear 3D? Process is actually called rendering? I don't really know myself

Ask your girlfriend, she’ll tell you a thing or two about PhysX.

Viper² · 28 Jan 2010 at 21:43

Tell her a 5970 gets you laid, and then show her your 5970.

L0rdMike · 28 Jan 2010 at 21:45

A GFX card is like a cult/way of life, you are more or less with ATi or nVidia and you will **** off the card you dont own to annoy the fanboys of the other team.

A GFX card gets rebranded and sold with a bigger number despite being a POS which can just about can max out its ability in Paint.

Marky · 28 Jan 2010 at 21:47

I fear I may be late but I'm not reading all your posts

"Shut up and get back in the kitchen"

taz488 · 28 Jan 2010 at 21:52

why are you wasting time explaining this, your response should have been...

"It's not important, my bed's there, get in it now."

K.C. Leblanc · 28 Jan 2010 at 22:10

Nuke her from..... oh wait

Kick her in the ......... no that's not it.

Smash her........... no that's not right either

Wait, a g/f and a graphics card, that's just greedy.