Daily Mail List of "things that give you cancer"

mjt · 31 Jan 2010 at 22:23

They seemed to have missed Daily Mail from that list..

G-MAN2004 · 31 Jan 2010 at 22:31

mjt said:
They seemed to have missed Daily Mail from that list..

The thing is, if they published an article stating that, I bet the idiot readers would believe it.

uknowist · 31 Jan 2010 at 22:33

some of those links dont work or a wrong like the coca cola one

Cosimo · 31 Jan 2010 at 22:52

Great list, I should have been dead years ago.

alexakasloth · 31 Jan 2010 at 22:56

Gordan Freeman better lend me his hazmat suit.

Tefal · 31 Jan 2010 at 23:07

ther's a comparison l;ist of everything that the daily mail says gives you cancer and what prevents cancer and 90% of both lists have the same things on

Robosapien · 31 Jan 2010 at 23:09

grudas · 31 Jan 2010 at 23:09

so basically everything? xD well lets just stay in our beds hoping someone will kill us before we get old.. pfft BS

Yrkoon · 1 Feb 2010 at 07:28

omg were all gonna die horribly

[FnG]magnolia · 1 Feb 2010 at 08:07

The Daily Mail doesn't give me cancer but it does give me a significant case of queasiness.

Tefal · 1 Feb 2010 at 08:11

[FnG]magnolia;15866091 said:
The Daily Mail doesn't give me cancer but it does give me a significant case of queasiness.

I'm praying for the day we discover newspaper ink causes bowel cancer

Abraham · 1 Feb 2010 at 09:35

It's long been noted that the Daily Mail are on a single paper mission to classify everything in the world as either curing cancer or causing cancer, there can be no middle ground!
http://kill-or-cure.heroku.com/

hood1971 · 1 Feb 2010 at 09:44

Immigrants not on the list? Daily Mail's standards are slipping

[FnG]magnolia · 1 Feb 2010 at 09:47

hood1971 said:
Immigrants not on the list? Daily Mail's standards are slipping

That's a given. I don't think you can even buy The Daily **** without being white, bright and living in Kent.

Open to moderation, of course

willhub · 1 Feb 2010 at 10:39

It's probs true that everything can cause cancer, even cosmic rays that are constantly going through our body can cause cancer.

simpletom · 1 Feb 2010 at 10:45

willhub said:
It's probs true that everything can cause cancer, even cosmic rays that are constantly going through our body can cause cancer.

So, do kittens cause cancer?

Tefal · 1 Feb 2010 at 10:46

simpletom said:
So, do kittens cause cancer?

Kittens are the Radon of the animal world

Alex_6n2 · 1 Feb 2010 at 11:21

It is called the Daily Fail for a reason but I'm surprised they haven't mentioned being alive as one of the world's greatest killers.

Your more at risk of dieing from cancer if your alive rather than dead. True story.

Abraham · 1 Feb 2010 at 11:23

simpletom said:
So, do kittens cause cancer?

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/a...s-cut-owners-cancer-risk-researchers-say.html

KatanaDV20 · 7 Feb 2010 at 16:13

Geez it never ends, thats.....thats some list!

Duke said:

Hahaha love this pic