How long before you ask a girl out? (not another cute checkout girl)

Deadbeat · 2 Feb 2010 at 10:36

"Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"

Morgoth, you need to post more. Your sig is hot.

Cosimo · 2 Feb 2010 at 10:36

Skyfall said:
Go with:

"Did it hurt?"
"What?"
"When you fell from heaven"

Is that from the guide to chatting up aliens?

willy · 2 Feb 2010 at 11:42

Freefaller said:
Hey, I'm just helping the boys of OcUK to spread their seed... no... wait, that sounds REALLY dodgy. Erm... Every little helps?!

Lol @ every little helps

Morgoth said:
Hmm, I dunno about this one. I think the OP might be mistaking interest for politeness and good customer relations.

No, i know that you need to be polite to customers, etc. What i was trying to say was that i only talked to her once so not sure if i should ask her out or should i just talk like general talk for a few times before ask her out?

Skyfall said:
Go with:

"Did it hurt?"
"What?"
"When you fell from heaven"

Kutter · 2 Feb 2010 at 12:38

Were almost on page 4, you need to get a grip and ask her out. Otherwise someone will end up asking about a girl in morrisons, or sainsburys next.

Dunks · 2 Feb 2010 at 12:42

willy said:
Well it's far far away and don't think any of you live here so i'm safe

Where about's? You may be surprised

benjo · 2 Feb 2010 at 12:42

doofski said:
Were almost on page 4

Give him a chance, he only posted last night

Freefaller · 2 Feb 2010 at 12:50

doofski said:
Were almost on page 4, you need to get a grip and ask her out. Otherwise someone will end up asking about a girl in morrisons, or sainsburys next.

Nah, it's only 1 page so far.

willy · 2 Feb 2010 at 12:58

DunK1 said:
Where about's? You may be surprised

North west of Scotland and am sure nobody lives here apart from sheep, lol

I'm going there tonight to get some fries, etc and hopefully she'll be there. Very nervous tho

Dunks · 2 Feb 2010 at 13:04

willy said:
North west of Scotland and am sure nobody lives here apart from sheep, lol

I'm going there tonight to get some fries, etc and hopefully she'll be there. Very nervous tho

I live in Wick which is north east

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4T5 · 2 Feb 2010 at 13:07

doofski said:
page 4.

Nublet Alert.

Tummy · 2 Feb 2010 at 13:11

malc30 said:
For the O.P & the Rest of you Sad ***** we are paid to be nice to you so Please stop trying to Rape us up the Bums !!!

does this often happen while you're at work Malc?

willy · 2 Feb 2010 at 18:22

Just going to Tesco in half an hour, wish me luck

Phate · 2 Feb 2010 at 18:29

I think you should film it

The asking out bit that is.

4T5 · 2 Feb 2010 at 18:42

Tummy said:
does this often happen while you're at work Malc?

Yes.
The Girls come & stand in my eisle followed by Saddo & I give them the Death stare. :mad:

+

In reality though everybody is riding everybody anyway & they have no room or need for the public.

Cosimo · 2 Feb 2010 at 18:55

willy said:
Just going to Tesco in half an hour, wish me luck

You had better come back with a date.

Beans on toast Dave · 2 Feb 2010 at 19:02

willy said:
Just going to Tesco in half an hour, wish me luck

half hours up

bet its her night off

Marine Iguana · 2 Feb 2010 at 19:05

willy said:
Just going to Tesco in half an hour, wish me luck

You have our attention, no sob story either when you get back.

MowyTone · 2 Feb 2010 at 19:11

Marine Iguana said:
You have our attention, no sob story either when you get back.

I can see how this is going to end.

"I asked her and she politely said no. But I could not stand the thought of coming home and telling OCUK I had failed......She is now in my cellar after I knocked her out with pieces of a smashed pasty off the conveyor belt"

sigma · 2 Feb 2010 at 19:12

Oooo this is exciting

Bets on her not being there?

MowyTone · 2 Feb 2010 at 20:44

Come on OP wheres the update eh?