Domestic dispute

[Lysander]

There's some crazy argument going on above me, been happening for hours. Hysterical screaming. Things smashing. Do I go up there?

 

[No1newts]

Hit the roff above you and scream "Im trying to watch the TV!!! Kill the %&%& already!!" If he doesnt hurry up and kill her and continues to wreck your enjoyment of your evening then I suggest you go offer him a hand in topping her. Its all about the TV baby

 

[rz30]

No, they would just take it out on you.

 

[Nix]

It's probably just a mating ritual.

 

[Viper²]

Call a non-emergency Police number?

 

[Gaygle]

Do not go up there!

Phone the police if you're that worried.

 

[sigma]

Do you know them? It's nothing to do you with you. Unless they're arguing over you?

 

[4T5]

Drop a bag of Heroin through the letterbox that'll quiet'em down.

 

[jp_bl_68]

No, they would just take it out on you.

Definitely. If you're really worried you could call the police (not 999, a non-emergency number).

 

[bledd]

knock on the door, whilst wearing this

 

[Gerard]

Drop a turd through their letterbox

 

[~>Dg<~]

blowdart

 

[Lysander]

I called a non-emergency number. They said to call 999. There are some police going round now.

 

[randal]

I'm listening to a screaming 3 year old brat next door scream demands at her Mother and Father, I want to go to sleep but there's no point because I'll just end up listening to her in bed.

Think I can get the police to take care of her too? Tear gas?

 

[Lysander]

Think I can get the police to take care of her too? Tear gas?

There's a difference between trying to get to sleep and being concerned that people upstairs are injuring each other.

 

[randal]

With the noise this little girl is making next door, you'd think harm was coming to her. However, I see your point.

 

[No1newts]

I was once ******* about with my ex, dont know why but we were slapping each other on the legs. My flat mate thought there was some serious abuse going on. In retrospect I wish there had been.

But in the current circumstances I think I agree with the heroin, though I would probably say some tranks to calm them fools down

 

[Things change I've changed]

If your really concerned then give old bill a tinkle.

 

[2StepSteve]

knock on the door, whilst wearing this

haha!

A mate of mine is a police officer you wouldn't believe how much of his time is taken up by what the OP (Lysander) has posted. Domestic after domestic.. I'm sure it will all calm down when the blue lights knock on the door.

When they are gone he will axe her to death

 

[Lysander]

Thanks for the advice, the police came and were up there for about ten minutes. The place must have been in a bit of a mess. It's all silent, now we just have to wait for mortuary van to show up.