Monday Jokes!

Django x2 · 8 Feb 2010 at 10:33

NHS are giving £50 per pot if you're a willing sperm donor..............

Think of all the money I've let slip through my fingers......

CliffyBiro · 8 Feb 2010 at 10:35

antijoke · 8 Feb 2010 at 10:35

You're doing it wrong.

jp_bl_68 · 8 Feb 2010 at 10:37

anticonscience said:
You're doing it wrong.

CliffyBiro · 8 Feb 2010 at 10:38

Chris Tarrant asks Wayne Bridge:

"For £64,000, what is the colour of Vanessa Perroncel's pubic hair?

Is it, A - Brown, B - Red, C - Blonde or D - Ginger"

Wayne replies, "Can I phone a friend?"

Cosimo · 8 Feb 2010 at 10:39

Go and wipe your hands.

V4NT0M · 8 Feb 2010 at 10:41

Both jokes are utterly terrible, I have half a mind to report you both for crimes against humanity.

J.T · 8 Feb 2010 at 10:41

Do not want! :mad:

Ban TBH!

The Dread Pirate · 8 Feb 2010 at 10:42

Cosimo · 8 Feb 2010 at 10:43

Skyfall said:
Both jokes are utterly terrible, I have half a mind to report you both for crimes against humanity.

If you don't others will.

CliffyBiro · 8 Feb 2010 at 10:44

I remember when my mum would tuck me in.

She really wanted a daughter.

Cosimo · 8 Feb 2010 at 10:47

skippi90 said:
I remember when my mum would tuck me in.

She really wanted a daughter.

She had one.

Definitely a candidate for a ban.

Dewotter · 8 Feb 2010 at 10:47

skippi90 said:
I remember when my mum would tuck me in.

She really wanted a daughter.

not_sure_if_want.bmp

Apachegunface · 8 Feb 2010 at 10:48

Wayne Bridge sent his missus a replica of his **** made from Cadburys chocolate
She said that she prefers Terrys!

John terry's been sleeping with wayne bridge's wife then?
Poor wayne he's not even first choice with the wife anymore

CliffyBiro · 8 Feb 2010 at 10:48

You lot suck.

Cosimo · 8 Feb 2010 at 10:49

skippi90 said:
You lot suck.

... and so do ........

ajstan · 8 Feb 2010 at 10:50

simulatorman said:
... and so do ........

Gaygle · 8 Feb 2010 at 10:51

LOL all jokes in this thread have been good with the exception of the last Wayne Bridge one.

Django x2 · 8 Feb 2010 at 10:53

bad taste alert:

Did you hear about Gary Glitters sexual encounter with an 85 year old??

I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I meant, Haiti 5 year old.

asakura797 · 8 Feb 2010 at 10:55

I had to sack my trainee butcher today. He was sticking his penis in the bacon slicer! My friend said what happened to your bacon slicer? I sacked her as well.