Monday Jokes!

[Cosimo]

penny
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dropped?

Did it, you must have a hole in your pocket.

 

[antijoke]

How many people with Alzheimers does it take to change a lightbulb?

To get to the other side!

 

[Macky]

Wayne Bridge bought his wife a chocolate sculpture of his **** for Valentines day, he handed it to her and she went, "No thanks I prefer Terry's".

 

[Cookeh]

You, sir, have saved the thread

+10

 

[platypus]

How many people with Alzheimers does it take to change a lightbulb?

To get to the other side!

Where's the hug smiley when you need it .

 

[kinobestew123]

Wayne Bridge sent his missus a replica of his **** made from Cadburys chocolate
She said that she prefers Terrys!

The odd thing is, they are both made by Kraft due to recent events.

Also, I think there is a joke to be made based around the Terry's choc orange slogan "don't tap it, whack it". I'm surprised it hasn't come about yet.

I will leave it to the more witty minded amongst us to work on the wording.

 

[Voltar]

I had to sack my trainee butcher today. He was sticking his penis in the bacon slicer! My friend said what happened to your bacon slicer? I sacked her as well.

 

[Paramount]

How many people with Alzheimers does it take to change a lightbulb?

To get to the other side!

 

[D D Danneh]

Sticking his penis in the bacon slicer. Normally you think of a bacon slicing machine, which brings upon a painful image. The revelation at the end of the joke that the bacon slicer was in fact a woman provokes humour in the reader.

>_<

 

[SilverTongue]

Sticking his penis in the bacon slicer. Normally you think of a bacon slicing machine, which brings upon a painful image. The revelation at the end of the joke that the bacon slicer was in fact a woman provokes humour in the reader.

>_<

bacon slicer joke = FAIL!

 

[Heofz]

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[Hairybudda]

Loving the Alzheimers crew haha